Poor bastard

**skelstar** · 19th February 2008, 23:03

Originally Posted by Kendog

'fricken lazer' perhaps

Hey, if its good enough for Dr Evil!

**Mikkel** · 19th February 2008, 23:27

I personally try and avoid flipping the bird. It's a pretty strong signal and some people do have strong feelings on the issue.

The - what are you thinking, you fucking moron - gesture of stunned disbelief and an open palm going slowly for the helmet has seen some use though.

Originally Posted by Weaver

Sometimes your natural reaction is to flick people off though. Example - I was riding through a round-about and indicated out of it. Then at the next intersection this women is about to turn in front of me and suddenly slams on the brakes. As I ride past she yells something that I couldn't really catch out of her open window. Naturally I give her the finger and ride on. Next round-about I go to indicate and low and behold my indicators still on. Probably what the women was yelling about.

Bloody cagers eh!

**Trudes** · 20th February 2008, 05:57

I only do the finger to people I like, it's kind of a "Gidday mate, get one of those up ya" kind of things.

**skelstar** · 20th February 2008, 06:41

Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog

I only do the finger to people I like, it's kind of a "Gidday mate, get one of those up ya" kind of things.

Ahh, is *that* what you meant at coffee the other morning!

**Blue Velvet** · 20th February 2008, 08:54

Originally Posted by Mikkel

I personally try and avoid flipping the bird. It's a pretty strong signal and some people do have strong feelings on the issue

Is one finger more or less offensive than, or the same as, two?

**crazybigal** · 20th February 2008, 09:25

thats nothing, who the fuck would buy a toyota "enima" maybe it runs on shit??

Originally Posted by Blue Velvet

Who the fuck would buy a vehicle called a Legnum??

**Blue Velvet** · 20th February 2008, 09:40

Originally Posted by crazybigal

maybe it runs on shit??

Indeed. I question the mentality of people who'd spend money buying a four wheeled ceiling fan or douche bag.

**Ragingrob** · 20th February 2008, 09:46

You mean she fell outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down?

Oh well, better not kick 'em when they're down!

**BiK3RChiK** · 20th February 2008, 16:52

Originally Posted by Ragingrob

You mean she fell outta the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down?

Oh well, better not kick 'em when they're down!

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

Ahh, man!!! Please stop!!! You're killing me here!

**Toaster** · 20th February 2008, 17:06

I'd guess that the stupid girl had no idea what you were gesturing to her, or what it related to.

Shame it is so hard to moon them saxon dogs from a bike.

**PrincessBandit** · 20th February 2008, 18:45

Originally Posted by crazybigal

thats nothing, who the fuck would buy a toyota "enima" maybe it runs on shit??

I laugh every time I see one, i'm sure it's meant to read "enema"; when I see a Legnum I always "see" legume. And there is definitely something wrong with driving a Cedric (unless he's a sugar daddy perhaps). No offence to anyone out there called Cedric - I'll just go

myself.

**Pussy** · 20th February 2008, 19:47

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

I laugh every time I see one, i'm sure it's meant to read "enema"; when I see a Legnum I always "see" legume. And there is definitely something wrong with driving a Cedric (unless he's a sugar daddy perhaps). No offence to anyone out there called Cedric - I'll just go

myself.

I saw a Toyota the other day, proudly displaying the model notation of "Marino". Yeah, good one, a sheep for a car....