When stunts go wrong!
http://www.stuff.co.nz/0a1860.html
"I have to go now. I have to empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals."
Guess a helmet wouldn't have helped this time! OUCH!
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Johnny Knoxville has sore balls!
When stunts go wrong!
http://www.stuff.co.nz/0a1860.html
"I have to go now. I have to empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals."
Guess a helmet wouldn't have helped this time! OUCH!
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Don't let the man get you down
Y'ouch.. Johnny's a legend but that's just nasty.
Not alot more stupid then attempting a back-flip on a bike when you've never ridden before.
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Yep, that made me laugh! Gotta love someone with (sore) balls to try new things though!Originally Posted by Nagash
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Guest
Ouch.
10 testicles
Dickens Cider
So he has broken his penis..... he best hope there are no hot nurses at the hostiple
No body move... I dropped my brain
Guest
His meat is okay. It's his potatoes that got mashed.
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
But isnt his piss hole (urethra) in his meat? Might hurt if anything was to swell!
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Dickens Cider
if he has a piss bag, he has a nice clear tube running down the shaft.....can't imagine that it would be too comfy
EDIT: Damn just looked up on google.....they go straight into the bladder
Last edited by Stirts; 19th February 2008 at 12:56. Reason: I dided research for a change
No body move... I dropped my brain
Guest
I've never understood that. Why doesn't the medical profession design a male pisser that goes OVER the penis?
Dickens Cider
I found out they do.......but I like the terror that the tube down the shaft evokes better
No body move... I dropped my brain
KB Chief Cat Herder
It's amazing how 1 guy can flout Darwins Law for so long. I would've thought he'd make an appearance in the Darwin Awards a long time ago.
Zen wisdom: No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously. - obviously had KB in mind when he came up with that gem
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Yeah for sure. Some people obviously cant take a hint, katman is a great example of this.
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Always Learning
Maybe his mate Steve-o could help him out, now that hes a doctor. Dr Steve-o
Attempting to escape.
I think God really just gets a buzz from watching people do dumb shit.
That's why there's so many dumb people... And God has the popcorn.
Fair weather rider
wow that is something special
ouch
A dreamcatcher works,if your dream is to be gay.
I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.or a game of fake heart attack.
If Barbie is so popular,why do you have to buy her
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