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  1. 28th April 2008, 22:36 #1
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    Biking is like sex...

    ..........
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  2. 28th April 2008, 22:55 #2
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    Sex is far cheaper then biking...

    For me anyway.

    And I'm not even that good looking.

    Maybe there's someway I can even the odds? I guess that comes with age.

    _-H-_
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    Nah, sex is far noisier...
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Hmm... the odd difference. Sex - it's better if she's wet...
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    Quote Originally Posted by hang0ver View Post
    Sex is far cheaper then biking...
    _-H-_

    The only way sex is cheap is if you pay as you go....

    And like with biking, make sure to use your protective equipment.....
    Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chickenlegs View Post
    .Biking is like sex.........

    Patience my boy, patience....your time will come
    Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....
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    sex n biking are not mutually exclusive!!
    We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
    Running over the same old ground.
    What have you found? The same old fears.
    Wish you were here. QWQ
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post
    sex n biking are not mutually exclusive!!
    Just harder to combine than sex and cars...
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    Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.
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  10. 29th April 2008, 08:39 #10
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    Practice makes pefect and you just need a good stand!!

    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    Just harder to combine than sex and cars...
    We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
    Running over the same old ground.
    What have you found? The same old fears.
    Wish you were here. QWQ
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  11. 29th April 2008, 09:26 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post
    Practice makes pefect and you just need a good stand!!
    .....................or an empty racetrack
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIXONE View Post
    Many a true word in jest and all that.
    What he said..

    I think that we could however expand a little on that concept:

    Which bike represents your sex life the best?
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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    hahaha great post! +1
    But it is like i say to my wife.
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