On friday and saturday nights I'd either be out of town to enjoy some of the great outdoors or somewhere getting pissed. Neither is compatible with my bike. 
That being said, should I ever find myself bored on a friday night I would still not go cruising on my bike around town. You gave all the reasons:
1. Too many drunk and stoned drivers on the road.
2. Chaotic mayhem and testosterone fueled idiocy.
3. Strong police presence.
and here's another one:
4. I don't ride a sportsbike to cruise around town...

Originally Posted by
FJRider
Have you tried it in the back seat of a Toyota Supra, or similar ??? Boy racers must be SHORT arse's.
I doubt it's the arse... 

Originally Posted by
Steam
I think that's why Subaru Impretza station wagons are so popular among the boy racer set. You can fold the rear seats down and have a full-length mattress in there.
Hmmm, somehow I doubt that. We got a legacy wagon and you can't fit a full length mattress in there even with the seats down. You can in a Legnum apparently.
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