Bear Sex
Frank was excited about his new rifle so he went bear hunting.
He spotted a small brown bear and shot it. There was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear.
The black bear said, "You've got two choices. I either maul you to death or we have real rough sex."
Frank decided to bend over.
Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip where he found the black bear and shot it. There was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a huge mistake, Frank. You've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have REALLY rough sex." Again, Frank thought it was better to comply.
Although he survived, it took several months before Frank was fully recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but then there was this tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.
The polar bear said, "Admit it, Frank, you don't come here for the hunting anymore, do you?"
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Originally Posted by Blossom
now thats funny !!!
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