Damn there are some rude arse people around.

**boomer** · 22nd February 2008, 23:40

Originally Posted by Big Dave

I did once push some dickwads mirrors out of shape when he parked too close.
'That's not very friendly' it said.

(&^@#$($^!#^@+*$!@$*+!+@*^$!@*$^!@*($^!*@^#_~&%⁄€›)!%@#$—‡·ﬂ›`‹⁄€°›#€(*^$~—&!%$~!@(*$%^ you.

I think I said.

and if i did a search do you think i'd find your post, running to KB whining like a bitch to all and sundry? or did you suck it up .. go have a beer and shag the mrs?

Howsit Big Boy?!

**mstriumph** · 22nd February 2008, 23:42

Originally Posted by Grub

My favourite are the 4x4 ladies who take the opportunity when one side of the pumps is full, to pull up at the first pump and not at the last one so that another two vehicles can als gas up.

Last time it happened I went right around and parked in front of her. I went to the toilet, had a coffee, looked at magazines, considered buying but after a long debate with myself I didn't and finally paid for my gas.
She came storming up to me at the magazine rack and demanded that I get out of her way. There were now three cars behind her waiting so she couldn't back up. I explained nicely (true!) that if she'd pulled forward none of this would have happened and that I would be able to move when I had paid.

Some days it just pays to be alive

heck ----- and i thought i was the only one that did that .......

**biggerbud** · 22nd February 2008, 23:53

Originally Posted by boomer

Whats all this geek speak? Should i understand it? Should i care? Should i just put you on my "Oh look.. another dick head to ignore" list..??

15 posts and all you can contribute is a bitch session..... WELCOME and thanks for sharing...... i look forward to all your future posts with baited breath.

Now your just trying to sweet talk me, I know, I can feel the love.
Almost like a really being married huh.

**boomer** · 22nd February 2008, 23:55

Originally Posted by biggerbud

Now your just trying to sweet talk me, I know, I can feel the love.
Almost like a really being married huh.

done. Ignored. one less posters bollox to trawl through on this ever amassing cesspit of bollox

**Big Dave** · 23rd February 2008, 00:02

Originally Posted by boomer

Howsit Big Boy?!

Kicked a few goals, let a few through to the keeper and mixed some lovely metaphors.

**biggerbud** · 23rd February 2008, 00:04

Originally Posted by boomer

done. Ignored. one less posters bollox to trawl through on this ever amassing cesspit of bollox

Does this mean we're divorced now?? Can't we just get it annulled??
What do we do with the house, the kids, the dog.....the bike...
GOD, this is so messy...SOB SOB...

**steveb64** · 23rd February 2008, 00:55

Originally Posted by Grub

My favourite are the 4x4 ladies who take the opportunity when one side of the pumps is full, to pull up at the first pump and not at the last one so that another two vehicles can als gas up.

Last time it happened I went right around and parked in front of her. I went to the toilet, had a coffee, looked at magazines, considered buying but after a long debate with myself I didn't and finally paid for my gas.

She came storming up to me at the magazine rack and demanded that I get out of her way. There were now three cars behind her waiting so she couldn't back up. I explained nicely (true!) that if she'd pulled forward none of this would have happened and that I would be able to move when I had paid.

Some days it just pays to be alive

Don't suppose you considered that there may have been a vehicle stopped at the pump in front of her when she stopped? Which had since driven off? ...or did you see her roll in and stop?

If it was the first one - you're a bit mean!

But - if it was the second one...

...farkin brilliant!

**xwhatsit** · 23rd February 2008, 01:47

Originally Posted by Big Dave

For some reason I never have these problems.

(Insert snide comment about Harley engines and having to use the diesel pumps around the back)

It was funny, as I came back into Auckland from my wee trip up north, the closer you got, the sillier people got. From Puhoi onwards people got angrier and more impatient and more aggressive. I deal with these nutters every day, at work and on the bike, and you just block it out I suppose. It's not until you spend a few days (as opposed to blasting through on a ride) somewhere a bit less frantic you realise how different things can be.

Or perhaps, as Large David might say, we should all just HTFU. Being a Honda rider however, I prefer it when I don't have to put on my angry face

**Soul.Trader** · 23rd February 2008, 06:33

Originally Posted by skidMark

The thread starter was the biker.

Boy, there's no flies on you, huh?

**nadroj** · 23rd February 2008, 08:28

http://www.stuff.co.nz/dailynews/4411745a6554.html

**Marmoot** · 23rd February 2008, 08:46

Originally Posted by Big Dave

For some reason I never have these problems.

no one wants to get close to you? Maybe you smell

**Marmoot** · 23rd February 2008, 08:47

Originally Posted by skidMark

The thread starter was the biker.

Gorrblimey!!! Then I must sympathise with the biker!
It's always biker brotherhood if he was wearing proper riding gears, right or wrong!
Where can I donate to this good cause?

**Grub** · 24th February 2008, 19:31

Originally Posted by steveb64

...or did you see her roll in and stop?

I was behind her going in and nearly hit her when she stopped as I was expecting her to go right through. I'd seen her look at me in the mirror too, so she knew I was there. I must have been having a mellow day because instead of my normal direct approach, I used the subtle one

**homer** · 24th February 2008, 19:34

Originally Posted by biggerbud

Pulled in to the Challange petrol station in Lincoln, Canterbury, to fill up, nice day, wife on the back, lunch in the top box...sweet....
Filled the bike and the wife went to pay the man.
A lady pulls up in a 4x4.

There are 4 pumps, me and another car on one side, nothing on the other.
She pulls up right beside me so her gas cap is near touching my bloody handlebars, get's out and asks if I'm gonna move.
I was kinda in shock.

I have a bit of a hair trigger but thought, na,
the wife is here, nice day, be nice....

I ask what's wrong with the other side of the pumps?
She replies, my gas cap is on this side of the car.
I say, doesn't your car turn corners? can't you turn round and use the other side of the pumps?
She say's she'll wait.

Well good fucking on ya lady, my wife can't get between your car and the bike to get on. I'm kinda angry now...
I decide fuck this, I'll pull away from the pump to let the wife get on.

I couldn't believe what happened next. The guy working the station turns
up just as I start the bike and pulls the diesel pump out running it over the front of my bike to fill her 4X4!
It was about then that I kind lost it and gave them both a serve.
Rude arrogant and a damn good reason never to fill up there again.

You probably struck a person from fendalton

**steveb64** · 24th February 2008, 23:57

Originally Posted by Grub

I was behind her going in and nearly hit her when she stopped as I was expecting her to go right through. I'd seen her look at me in the mirror too, so she knew I was there. I must have been having a mellow day because instead of my normal direct approach, I used the subtle one

Hee hee!

And nicely done it was too!

+1