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    Maybe it was banks the signs were...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ
    Far out... Imagine having to ride a harley and never being allowed to go for a ride by yourself. I feels for ya man....

    Paul N

    (running and hiding from the law)
    Far out....."never being allowed" takes in the premise that I would want to ride by myself!
    Chrissy-Bimbo and I are joined at the hip (rude way as well) except when I go hunting. :cool2:
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    Far out....."never being allowed" takes in the premise that I would want to ride by myself!
    Chrissy-Bimbo and I are joined at the hip (rude way as well) except when I go hunting. :cool2:
    Dude... Ya took long enough to bite.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul in NZ
    Dude... Ya took long enough to bite.....

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    He was too busy being bitten.
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    [QUOTE=Paul in NZ]Dude... Ya took long enough to bite.....

    Paul N[/QUOTE

    Hey man, glad you told me it was a bite! Didn't even know you were fishing ]
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    Why the Fook should BP give a rats arse if they are they planets biggest arseholes? I heard on Radio sport news last week that they make $2 billion PROFIT............................EVERY DAY!! Guess when you are such a wealthy kinda company you can make the rules. And people need gas. It is that simple!


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    hahahahahaha.

    got the radar detector

    gotcha BP..
    stoped at the auto bann today, and WITHOUT getting off the bike filled up at the BP there.... now did anyone come running out and point out the error of my way?
    HELL NO
    was it because they didn't see me?
    NO
    it was because it was rainning!!!!

    gota thank riff raff 4 coming out for a coffee on my way home!!
    (in her car...)

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    Arrow hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by ajturbo
    Just popped into a BP station this morning to fill up, and was half way threw the filling when this young man ( hehehe younger than me any way!) came up and said that I had to get off the bike! I said “no” I will fill it then get off and if you have a problem with that , tell the boss”…well he did, as I was paying for it! (in the shop…I had gotten off the bike by then!!!) the manager told me that if I didn’t get off the bike next time, I would have to fill some where else!!!! He said that it was a safety issue… now I have been filling that way for the last 27 years, the only mishap I had was when I filled it too much and had to wait, in the hot sun, for the KB’s!!!
    Why is that a problem ??? or am I suddenly unable to fill my bike my way, because I’m dangerous?
    or is it because i now live in tauranga and the M/Cs here are dangerous and the word has gotten out?

    the other thing here is the fact that i have filled up at the gas station at least 10 times before!!!
    looks like my last. no sweet as there are others...
    there was gas station in welly where i was told to take off my helmit!!!
    That also was a BP!!

    I'd tell them to get a grip as it is safer to hold a bike up with two legs rather than one side stand. I'll have to try it at my local BPs. Was at Masterton and filling up the diesel Surf. Some little pimply teenage soand so could not be told to slowly fill my tank to ensure a good fill and avoid frothing. Told the littleyouknowwhat where to go in the end and suggested that the manager hire better staff. Their reply, dont give a toss! Get used to it people, its the way of the modern world, lets nuke it before it gets worse!!!
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honda
    I'd tell them to get a grip as it is safer to hold a bike up with two legs rather than one side stand. I'll have to try it at my local BPs. Was at Masterton and filling up the diesel Surf. Some little pimply teenage soand so could not be told to slowly fill my tank to ensure a good fill and avoid frothing. Told the littleyouknowwhat where to go in the end and suggested that the manager hire better staff. Their reply, dont give a toss! Get used to it people, its the way of the modern world, lets nuke it before it gets worse!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Honda
    I'd tell them to get a grip as it is safer to hold a bike up with two legs rather than one side stand.
    what a fuking load a shit......... I think that its your attude here that needs to get a grip


    ...... but I have to ask, how the hell do you figger that? and did you feel tough hasseling the little pimply teenage so and so?


    BTW.... I am aware of how you play
    Quote Originally Posted by Honda
    interesting comments, knew I'd get some bites, trolling works well here. I'll settle down and cruise now.
    cheers DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by almonster
    its not a good idea to fill the tank to the very top unless you like fuel coming out your beather did this one day to find fuel blowing in my face going down the road it was pumping up the brether which was fixed on the bars not nice most tanks have a tube in the filler you are not to fill past the bottem of it for this reason never remove my lid never been asked to but never go to bp as they dont take cheques
    Suzuki Savage.
    Fuel cap on right side of tank.
    Fill bike up whilst on the side stand.
    Ride along with fuel oozing out of the cap all over your leg

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    Arrow Oh hello

    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous
    what a fuking load a shit......... I think that its your attude here that needs to get a grip


    ...... but I have to ask, how the hell do you figger that? and did you feel tough hasseling the little pimply teenage so and so?


    BTW.... I am aware of how you play

    Who are you and whats your problem? I don't play and if I did it would not be with an idiot like you. Experience forms our knowledge base and anyone who has run a truck/boat etc that runs on deisel will know what I'm getting at. I attempted to advise the boy first, little youknowwhat knew better, so I told him to piss off and let me do it myself. If you cant see the logic in that, well thats your problem. Dont come from Wellington buy any chance? :P
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Honda
    Who are you and whats your problem? I don't play and if I did it would not be with an idiot like you. Experience forms our knowledge base and anyone who has run a truck/boat etc that runs on deisel will know what I'm getting at. I attempted to advise the boy first, little youknowwhat knew better, so I told him to piss off and let me do it myself. If you cant see the logic in that, well thats your problem. Dont come from Wellington buy any chance? :P

    i know.. but this thing with the deisels... i have one, ..how do you fill it to stop it frothing up all over the place?
    andy

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    Arrow easy

    Quote Originally Posted by ajturbo
    i know.. but this thing with the deisels... i have one, ..how do you fill it to stop it frothing up all over the place?
    andy

    fill it as slow as possible.There are two locking clips on standard bowsers, use the one that'll make it go the slowest. As for hitchers comment, you obviously have a hand on it yourself.
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    Please remind me what country you said you represented in the 2002 Wanking Olympics? Another medal-winning performance.


    The more I read that, the funnier it got!

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