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    Thumbs up Song of the Sausage Creature

    "The Cafe Racer is a different breed, and we have our own situations. Pure speed in sixth gear on a 5000-foot straightaway is one thing, but pure speed in third gear on a gravel-strewn downhill ess-turn is quite another.

    But we like it.

    A thoroughbred Cafe Racer will ride all night through a fog storm in freeway traffic to put himself into what somebody told him was the ugliest and tightest decreasing-radius turn since Genghis Khan invented the corkscrew."


    Hunter S. Thompson at his fucking best
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    You should have done a search really. Relatively Excellent Post, Only Search Truly.

    It should probably be stickied somewhere but that would mean creating a Literature section and that would be one step too far or most of you lot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2 View Post
    You should have done a search really. Relatively Excellent Post, Only Search Truly.

    It should probably be stickied somewhere but that would mean creating a Literature section and that would be one step too far or most of you lot.
    I second the idea of a literature section. Hunter's review should be a sticky in that section...
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    We should also have an "Insurance" section.
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    And a countersteering section.

    And a Biker Down section.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Do you want a cooking section as well?

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    And a "why did they no wave at me" section.

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    and..

    don't forget a "fuck all youse - i'm leaving" section to attention seek - and then stay.
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    And an *I'm going down the garden to eat worms* section.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Badcat View Post
    don't forget a "fuck all youse - i'm leaving" section to attention seek - and then stay.

    Yeees, even I noticed that short retirement?
    Oh bugger

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