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[Bonez]

A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed.

They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil.

He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.

However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.

While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost.

She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. "I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot".

The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"

"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.

On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.

We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"

The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."

[Storm]

Pure genius

[Blakamin]

A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed.

They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil.

We know that the bucket and anvil are harley spare parts (or Screamin' Testicle accessories)
why didnt he just get them fitted at the harley shop??

[bear]

Dirty old bird!

[StoneChucker]

OLD people don't have sex...

[Blakamin]

OLD people don't have sex...

Have you got your bike??????????

fergeddabowdit...just read other post

[MD]

But why wasn't the old lady using her Harley as most of them do. Was that in the shop for repairs too?
Now that someone's raised the topic of Harleys and repair shops I have to relay what I witnessed a few weeks ago outside WMCC. Five of us meet up outside WMCC for a Sunday ride. At the same time about 30+ Harleys were gathering for a ride. Off they go in a roar of thunder. These folks are a tough bunch only the really brave can look upon, all wearing the uniform black helmet, black leathers, Johnny Reb boots, buckles galore and denim sleeveless jackets with badges over black leather. Anyway, one wouldn't start so three Terminator look-a-likes are push starting it down the middle of Kent Tce. Not wanting to embarrass T1, T2 & T3 we respectfully look away. Next thing all hell breaks loose (its motor started we guessed), absolute carnage spewed across the road, 3 riders down !!! Bodies tumbling, limbs everywhere. As they lay there, motionless across 2 lanes, shit, we say, they've crashed! Do we panic, ring 111, rush onto the road to help the injured. ...But hang on. No bikes wrecked? No cars involved? They weren't riding. They were pushing a bike at walking pace? Mind you it may have been a fast walking pace.
One hobbles to the edge of the road pulling up his trouser leg to examine the wound. Another is nursing one arm and grimacing in pain. It was a candid camera moment. If only we had had one handy. There is an important safety warning from this. Fortunately they were all wearing approved bike pushing safety gear with helmets and gloves. So never push a bike without your full kit on.

[Bonez]

So never push a bike without your full kit on.

Well after a bitch of a day work wise that just topped it off nicely. Thanks.

[inlinefour]

A biker stops by the local Harley Shop to have his bike fixed.

They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and an anvil.

He stopped by the feed store/livestock dealer and picked up a couple of chickens and a goose.

However, struggling outside the store he now had a problem: how to carry all of his purchases home.

While he is scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him she was lost.

She asked, "Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane?"
The biker said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. "I would walk you home but I can't carry this lot".

The old lady suggested, "Why don't you put the anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose in your other hand?"

"Why thank you very much," he said and proceeded to walk the old girl home.

On the way he says "Let's take my short cut and go down this alley.

We'll be there in no time."

The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, "I am a lonely widow without a husband to defend me. How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"

The biker said, "Holy smokes lady! I am carrying a bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against the wall and do that?"

The lady replied, "Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens."

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