Its even harder if you're stationery....Originally Posted by spudchucka
Yes I know its bad but im sooooo bored I couldnt help myself!
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
Its even harder if you're stationery....
Yes I know its bad but im sooooo bored I couldnt help myself!
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Salted Pork
Probably thought he had something to hide???
Salted Pork
Who made you the new Hitcher?
Oh, I get it you mean if you were a letter head or a business card!!
Blowin up bikes since ages ago
LOL!
Yeah, the latter. You got it right mate!
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Fair weather rider
Wasn't their a programme a few years ago where cops pulled people over and gave them lollipops when they were spotted actually doing the correct thing in 'black spots'? think it was more a public relations thing...may have been a local thing to...can't quite remember the details.
And we have the coppers who sit in the middle of the Welds pass on the way into blenheim, climb up to the top of a spur with a camera on a tripod and take pic's of people crossing the center line.....those pic's have been published in the local rag (not quite going international) with various articles on it as their are accidents on a regular basis in that stretch of road. Mainly foriengers not knowing the road and travelling to fast, and dick heads crossing the centre line....and they are all blind corners. The past few weeks there has been a crash a week, with a couple ending up on their roofs after wiping out and riding up on the armco, flipping them down the embankments to the bottom of the pass. Luckily so far none of them have been killed, just put more stress into the lives of medical/ rescue personnel and on the health system. I have been flashed many times by people in cages...and waved to slow by fellow bikers....even if im not speeding...its sometimes nice to know theres a copper parked on the side of the road in the middel of the pass.
I don't particuarly like cops as a whole...but like everyone else...they have a job to do, and some of them away from the job are bloody nice blokes.
NADE
Tornado Alley
Hey Dangerous...
Thought you said it would go international... what a liar... ya loser...
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
YOU CAN NOT CALL PEOPLE THAT! Not on a public forum.
Badge number - or international? Your choice!
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Tornado Alley
International??? How about a Kenworth, with a sleeper attached? Spa pool too please... Mack considered.... Nah... keep it as a Kenworth...YOU CAN NOT CALL PEOPLE THAT! Not on a public forum.
Badge number - or international? Your choice!
Scotsman on a German
Just took SafeChildofwedlock off ignore to have a read through his posts. Strewth that was funny.
Question: How does he actually know Scumdog is a real police officer? Scummy could be just some bogan with a few heaps of Yankee scrap iron and some ford and HD badges strewn around his house and pretending he's a copper.
I can tell what he's like in real life from his posts though.
Green Wing - Doctor Alan Statham. Am I right?
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/at...5&d=1202196324
And anyway - he's given us HIS number already...silly boy....charging in here all self righteous without a clue and kicking over the chairs and stuff. Deary me.
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Salted Pork
His silence in this thread has become somewhat deafening.
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
Shhhhhh!Question: How does he actually know Scumdog is a real police officer? Scummy could be just some bogan with a few heaps of Yankee scrap iron and some ford and HD badges strewn around his house and pretending he's a copper.
If people find out that scummy is actually just on the dole it'll be harder for him to wind them up...
So let's keep quite about that one!
You're not implying that he can't both be a bogan and cop though are you?
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Loud and Uncouth
Yup, EnZeds one and only registered bogan petrolheaded cop..complete with corny tats and tassles.
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Hardcore Biker
......but you forgot to mention the slightly dubious moustache
You're not mates with a red indian, a sailor and a construction worker by any chance, eh?
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
That is racist! I resent that.........but you forgot to mention the slightly dubious moustache
You're not mates with a red indian, a sailor and a construction worker by any chance, eh?
We have a rather nice YMCA here in the village of Christchurch.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Fair weather rider
oh no.....next he'll be tassle whipping us into shape......
NADE
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