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    Perhaps a bullshit story could be made up.

    "It appeared to me you might be speeding officer, so I flashed you to bring this to your attention" ... or "You had your headlights on full and I was worried you were causing a danger to other motorists" (of course officer will stumble out they didn't, but hey - plausible excuse), ...

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    I have no hesitation in flashing bikes when riding the same as I do with drivers.


    On the other hand if I see anything that I believe constitutes dangerous driving I have no hesitation in reporting it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McDuck View Post
    Did it work?
    Oh, Lolio Did it ever
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Nothing works on me - my 'loser-liar' alert device cuts in as soon as they open their mouth.....

    And if they use the words "I was just.." - they're screwed.
    Well thats just plain rude, if your a cop I am disgusted in your attitude.

    I would consider your conduct unbecoming of an officer and would politly request you adjust that.

    Failing to do so, if I ever have the misfortune to come across you and you maintain your own self-righteousness then I will not accept any of your bullshit, hence you would expect a formal complaint to the IPCA.

    My Opinion is that cops take little reguard for the diversities in our culture, to make cude assumptions based on an incomplete responce to what is most likely a failed attempt to perform a simple task as to ascertain wheather a party has criminal intent. Then you my friend have failed the public in doing your duty.

    I personally am over the 'Service' the NZ police have delivered of late and you can bet further unjustified procecution of hard working NZ Citizens, permanent residents and visitors to our nation will bring shame and disrupte upon the otherwise 'Honerable Police' unlike police who display behaviour as demonstrated by yourself.

    This is an unacceptable attitude in my view and should not be tolerated by any member of the public, no wonder the reputation of NZ Police has fallen so dramatically. Big change needs to happen, we are not happy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juzz976 View Post
    Well thats just plain rude, if your a cop I am disgusted in your attitude.

    I would consider your conduct unbecoming of an officer and would politly request you adjust that.

    Failing to do so, if I ever have the misfortune to come across you and you maintain your own self-righteousness then I will not accept any of your bullshit, hence you would expect a formal complaint to the IPCA.

    My Opinion is that cops take little reguard for the diversities in our culture, to make cude assumptions based on an incomplete responce to what is most likely a failed attempt to perform a simple task as to ascertain wheather a party has criminal intent. Then you my friend have failed the public in doing your duty.

    I personally am over the 'Service' the NZ police have delivered of late and you can bet further unjustified procecution of hard working NZ Citizens, permanent residents and visitors to our nation will bring shame and disrupte upon the otherwise 'Honerable Police' unlike police who display behaviour as demonstrated by yourself.

    This is an unacceptable attitude in my view and should not be tolerated by any member of the public, no wonder the reputation of NZ Police has fallen so dramatically. Big change needs to happen, we are not happy.

    DB the second....

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    Quote Originally Posted by McDuck View Post
    DB the second....
    I'm sure Juzz976's post was a p/t.

    Surely.

    Although scumdog, I'm sure you know that "but I was only...." is such an ingrained opening gambit for every sentence from the time kids are kneehigh to a grasshopper that it's probably an auto response. Or was that your point...
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    its funny the responces people give when talking to the "FEDS". The i was just.... must get so boring. Do people really expect to be let off when they are fairly caught? Thats what radar detectors are for... to even up the game a little...

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    Quote Originally Posted by shafty View Post
    ......... Boy did she want her pound of flesh!
    So, my question is. If she wanted a pound of flesh............ did you give it to her?????????

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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhorse View Post
    So, my question is. If she wanted a pound of flesh............ did you give it to her?????????
    You are assuming he has a pound?
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juzz976 View Post
    Well thats just plain rude, if your a cop I am disgusted in your attitude.

    I would consider your conduct unbecoming of an officer and would politly request you adjust that.

    Failing to do so, if I ever have the misfortune to come across you and you maintain your own self-righteousness then I will not accept any of your bullshit, hence you would expect a formal complaint to the IPCA.

    My Opinion is that cops take little reguard for the diversities in our culture, to make cude assumptions based on an incomplete responce to what is most likely a failed attempt to perform a simple task as to ascertain wheather a party has criminal intent. Then you my friend have failed the public in doing your duty.

    I personally am over the 'Service' the NZ police have delivered of late and you can bet further unjustified procecution of hard working NZ Citizens, permanent residents and visitors to our nation will bring shame and disrupte upon the otherwise 'Honerable Police' unlike police who display behaviour as demonstrated by yourself.

    This is an unacceptable attitude in my view and should not be tolerated by any member of the public, no wonder the reputation of NZ Police has fallen so dramatically. Big change needs to happen, we are not happy.
    Is Tauranga near Edgcumb by any chance?

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    The mind boggles.

    Unless you were pillioning the sheep - which is more innocent I suppose (but no less baffling)

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    You are assuming he has a pound?
    Yeah I know, I did think of that

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juzz976 View Post
    Well thats just plain rude, if your a cop I am disgusted in your attitude.

    I would consider your conduct unbecoming of an officer and would politly request you adjust that.

    Failing to do so, if I ever have the misfortune to come across you and you maintain your own self-righteousness then I will not accept any of your bullshit, hence you would expect a formal complaint to the IPCA.

    My Opinion is that cops take little reguard for the diversities in our culture, to make cude assumptions based on an incomplete responce to what is most likely a failed attempt to perform a simple task as to ascertain wheather a party has criminal intent. Then you my friend have failed the public in doing your duty.

    I personally am over the 'Service' the NZ police have delivered of late and you can bet further unjustified procecution of hard working NZ Citizens, permanent residents and visitors to our nation will bring shame and disrupte upon the otherwise 'Honerable Police' unlike police who display behaviour as demonstrated by yourself.

    This is an unacceptable attitude in my view and should not be tolerated by any member of the public, no wonder the reputation of NZ Police has fallen so dramatically. Big change needs to happen, we are not happy.
    Hahahahahahaha clonk. I just laughed my head off! Then I fell of my chair and belly laughed so hard I puked!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Juzz976 View Post
    Well thats just plain rude, if your a cop I am disgusted in your attitude.

    I would consider your conduct unbecoming of an officer and would politly request you adjust that.

    Failing to do so, if I ever have the misfortune to come across you and you maintain your own self-righteousness then I will not accept any of your bullshit, hence you would expect a formal complaint to the IPCA.

    My Opinion is that cops take little reguard for the diversities in our culture, to make cude assumptions based on an incomplete responce to what is most likely a failed attempt to perform a simple task as to ascertain wheather a party has criminal intent. Then you my friend have failed the public in doing your duty.

    I personally am over the 'Service' the NZ police have delivered of late and you can bet further unjustified procecution of hard working NZ Citizens, permanent residents and visitors to our nation will bring shame and disrupte upon the otherwise 'Honerable Police' unlike police who display behaviour as demonstrated by yourself.

    This is an unacceptable attitude in my view and should not be tolerated by any member of the public, no wonder the reputation of NZ Police has fallen so dramatically. Big change needs to happen, we are not happy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazyhorse View Post
    So, my question is. If she wanted a pound of flesh............ did you give it to her?????????
    While a Girl in uniform is a turn-on, that one was definitely NOT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    You are assuming he has a pound?
    Hmmmmmm - I've never thought of weighing it..............now where are those hook scales............
    "If you haven't grown up by the time you turn 50, you don't have to!"

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