Rules... rules... rules. We hate rules and don't want anything to do with them. Still, if you put up pictures of German toilet porn, Japanese bukakke, or mpegs of people torturing dumb animals, then you're an idiot, you're on the wrong website and we'll remove that kinda stuff and store it in our personal folders. The only time you'll get a kick in the nuts is if you do something grossly obnoxious or illegal. You won't get scolded for swearing or being dumb.
Here is the summarised version of our rules: This is our house. You are guests. Don't crap on the sofa or we will ask you to leave. We personally wouldn't crap on your sofa in your house. Apart from that, make yourself at home.
Everything that follows is an elaboration of the above. Feel free to read on, but if you grok the above bit, then you'll do OK.
Clever banter, fine humour and a sharp wit are good things.
Impassioned argument and/or savage hostility is fine, as long as it is articulate and makes good reading. We love a good flame war. We hate a crap one.
You are most welcome to post anything about anything.
But we advise you to observe the categories and post under the appropriate headings. If you post stuff about politics in the bike gear section, then people will think you're an idiot incapable of following simple instructions. It's really rather basic.
Respect the opinions of others, and expect the same in return.
Notice that respect does not necessarily mean "agree with". Respecting an opinion you disagree with means either being willing to argue about it coherently, or being willing to quietly let it go. The BIKE ME! team disagree on many things, but we handle it like adults. Sulking, pouting, and being huffy are simply embarassing, and everyone will laugh at you.
Don't bugger up the page.
Don't paste huge long URLs in raw text - it pushes the page off the right of the screen for everyone. Read the forum FAQs and learn how to create a link. Don't post huge pictures - same reason, plus they're slow for everyone to load. Read the forum FAQs and learn how to size them. If you bugger up the page, Al will fix it if he's in a good mood. Or he might just delete the post. He's not in a good mood very often unless he's riding, and he hasn't got access to a computer while he's doing that.
Don't come here for the sole purpose of trying to push an agenda.
By all means express your outrage at anything that annoys you. But much like the pub, we don't tolerate anyone walking in, making a dramatic statement and then storming off in a huff. Such cowardice is treated with contempt.
Thou shalt not "post-whore".
Scroll down to see the separate section on "post-whoring", which explains what it means (or at least our definition of it), and why it annoys us. Prolific posting and "post-whoring" are not the same thing.
Don't threaten people.
It's against the law. You can argue, question their ancestry or offer to meet your protagonist behind the bike sheds after school, but don't make direct threats. For example, you can say: "Mate, you're an idiot and I hope you get cancer of the arse and die in your own waste!" You shouldn't say: "I'm coming to get you, bastard. I'm gonna kill you/burn down your house/put a hot slug in your face!" See the difference?
Don't worry about screwing up.
If you did something stupid, and feel so embarassed you think you can't ever come back here, then don't worry about it. There are no grudges here, so pick yourself up, order another beer and sit yourself down again. If you really, really crossed the line, an apology always helps smooth things out.
Don't claim to be someone you're not.
People making dubious claims about themselves (claiming to be a MotoGP racer, boys claiming to be girls, etc) will be investigated (Al has ways - trust me). Those found to be full of shit will be exposed and humiliated, and their details passed on to Australian Taxation Office, the US Department of Homeland Security, Hizbollah and anyone else ugly we can think of.
Consequences of breaking the above.
With most of our rules, it is unlikely there will ever be any formal action taken if you break them (unless you've done something illegal). We generally don't censor people or explicitly try to control their behaviour. We just say what we like and don't like, and then trust you to decide how to conduct yourself. If you break these rules consistently, then people will most likely start to treat you with contempt.
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