Internal University Parking

**Real_Wolf** · 4th April 2009, 11:10

If we could get the VIN and license plate off, sure, that'd be awesome

**Danae** · 4th April 2009, 15:40

That's about the third time this week someone's mentioned sticking a bike in the elevator. I bet my scooter could do it.

**Slyer** · 5th April 2009, 00:38

Originally Posted by Danae

That's about the third time this week someone's mentioned sticking a bike in the elevator. I bet my scooter could do it.

Fuck, three times at least.

**Hanne** · 6th April 2009, 08:23

Originally Posted by Slyer

Fuck, three times at least.

Must be something to say for the idea then!

**macros87** · 6th April 2009, 21:11

Originally Posted by Hanne

Must be something to say for the idea then!

and any idea with merit to it should at least be experimented upon! we get some balaclavas! hoodies! gloves! we start small, with a lil pit bike or scooter and we work our way up to a bike! how does that sound?

**Ixion** · 6th April 2009, 21:15

Pshaww. Its been done. Lots. Just wheel stand the bike while stationary, and walk it vertically into the lift. Easy as .

**macros87** · 6th April 2009, 21:19

Originally Posted by Ixion

Pshaww. Its been done. Lots. Just wheel stand the bike while stationary, and walk it vertically into the lift. Easy as .

yeah but it hasnt been done lots by us!

**Ixion** · 6th April 2009, 21:27

The standard challenge is up in the lift and down the fire stairs.

**macros87** · 6th April 2009, 21:39

Originally Posted by Ixion

The standard challenge is up in the lift and down the fire stairs.

could we add a time trial? make it a competition?

**Ixion** · 6th April 2009, 21:43

You get extra points for anyone who tries to get in the lift when it stops between floors and is frightened off by the sight and sound of a motorcycle on it rear wheel lunging at them. Double bonus if it's a professor.

**macros87** · 6th April 2009, 22:04

how many points for having your security camera footage be a main feature in the "help us catch this offender" section of police 10/7?

**Ixion** · 6th April 2009, 22:16

Show me the rule that says "No motorcycles in the lifts"

**Real_Wolf** · 6th April 2009, 22:47

Can you imagine the conversation when security comes a runnin tho? "Oh, sorry, didn't realise I wasn't allowed to bring my bike into the lift then try to ride it down the stairs, while revving at redline"

**Ixion** · 6th April 2009, 22:56

Meh. It's all in how you put it. This is an engineering department right? So :

"Well, we needed to take the motorcycle up to the upper floor lab to validate the aural spectrum analysis as a function of temperature. It was either the motorcycle or a pick up truck. The engine needs to be running to maintain a steady temperature. So I loaded it into the lift. Then someone told me bikes weren't allowed in the lift. I always try to follow the rules , so I said I'd take it back down the stairs. There's just no pleasing you guys is there ? I mean. there's only the lift and the stairs, right? So how am I supposed to get it down? Levitation? I can hardly leave it up there can I? I'm only trying to do my best to follow your rules, under very difficult circumstances, and your attitude is not helpful"