Excuse me please.

[Badjelly]

SHIT Sudden CUNT onset ASSWIPE BASTARD CHICKEN FUCKER Tourettes PRICK ought DICKHEAD to BOLLOCKS do SLUTTY it?

Practicing are you?

[ManDownUnder]

Practicing are you?

FUCK no...

[Swoop]

SHIT Sudden CUNT onset ASSWIPE BASTARD CHICKEN FUCKER Tourettes PRICK ought DICKHEAD to BOLLOCKS do SLUTTY it?

Doubt it. Jurors do not have to actually say anything in court apart from an affirmation/oath and the foreman of the jury with the verdict.

[ManDownUnder]

Doubt it. Jurors do not have to actually say anything in court apart from an affirmation/oath and the foreman of the jury with the verdict.

FUCK Like SHIT I ARSEHOLE have BASTARD any TIT control...

[Mom]

Or do you suffer from PMT?...heh...

Shit you are cute! Lucky your wife loves you!

I was called up for Jury service 2 weeks ago.

I am ineligible for jury service, as I am but a mere resident, been here since end of 1960. Have had two false starts with the citizenship process, first was when I discovered I had never been granted residency despite a stamp in my passport saying I was a returning resident (the stamp was pre- computer days), greyed my hair that one, and second because I need to get over myself and admit I am no different from any other person applying for citizenship in this country, even though I have lived here almost my entire life.

SHIT Sudden CUNT onset ASSWIPE BASTARD CHICKEN FUCKER Tourettes PRICK ought DICKHEAD to BOLLOCKS do SLUTTY it?

No PTSD you silly thang! Though I like your style too!

FUCK Like SHIT I ARSEHOLE have BASTARD any TIT control...

I need a translator for the last bit, but reading between the lines... you feel you have no control unless you are being fucked up the bum? Though I would have said the fucker not the fuckee had control?

[civil]

Firstly, what is "derve"?...

Secondly, you have to appear, be formally excused or you will be given a fine for not showing up. There has been talk of the fine going up to $1000 (iirc) recently.

My mistake, the word is "serve" and what makes you think you have to? Without the evidence presented that supports their claim, then you are free to do as you please.

Too often we just do as others want us to do, without asking the why question. When you start doing this with government types you will soon find out that they either get very angry, dont answer the question, or go very slient. All of these responces makes me think that they have no evidence.

[spudchucka]

Tell them you have to go in for therapy on your chronic tourette's syndrome that day. Tourettes wouldn't go down too well in court, F&#KEN JUDGE, if you know what I mean??

Or alternatively you could tell them that you are booked to try out for police recruitment, they don't like cops on juries, or even people that think they might like to be cops.

[Swoop]

Too often we just do as others want us to do, without asking the why question. When you start doing this with government types you will soon find out that they either get very angry, dont answer the question, or go very slient. All of these responces makes me think that they have no evidence.

Please remember that you, as a juror, have been served a summons to appear in court. The same thing happens to witnesses required for a trial and there are penalties involved if you do not appear.
An arrest warrant could be the next step. Remember last year when the juror left the courtroom and went home?

[Ixion]

Seriously, the registrars and judges have heard all the clever dick excuses, and won't be at all impressed by them

Just get your boss to write a letter asking that you be excused. That's all that's needed.

[ManDownUnder]

What about Te (henna) Moko? Something like "Fuck the pigs" across your forehead?... course you'd need to stay in hiding for a bit after that...

Maybe Te (bic) Moko instead?

[Swoop]

Your Egrang no good cookie boy?
No speakey de engrish?

Or you can be excused on religious grounds.

[Big Dave]

Seriously, the registrars and judges have heard all the clever dick excuses, and won't be at all impressed by them

Just get your boss to write a letter asking that you be excused. That's all that's needed.

Oy - you in the scarlet costume.
No-one intends doing this shit - it's just harmless mooning.

[spudchucka]

Doubt it. Jurors do not have to actually say anything in court apart from an affirmation/oath and the foreman of the jury with the verdict.

Sure but the sudden outbursts from that corner of the hushed court room would be priceless.

[MisterD]

It's the flippin' Kahui trial! I knew it'd be something juicy being 10 weeks at the crown court...never mind, even if I hadn't been excused already I doubt I'd have been picked...middle class white fulla says "Burn him!"

[MIXONE]

It's the flippin' Kahui trial! I knew it'd be something juicy being 10 weeks at the crown court...never mind, even if I hadn't been excused already I doubt I'd have been picked...middle class white fulla says "Burn him!"

I saw in some weekend paper that the little prick got a haircut from some up market salon in Auckland.Fuck there goes another couple of hundred dollars of tax payers money.Burn him and his new "do".