So you're now a convert to lesbian cooking?Originally Posted by jrandom
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So you're now a convert to lesbian cooking?
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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I'm not into the Humming stuff, personally.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
e mare libertas
Why, indeed; I find that a lesbian snack often hits the spot.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
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They can do that, if you're not careful.
On the subject of cunning linguists, did you see Billy Connelly last night on the State Broadcaster?
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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She's got a really annoying voice, but it is quite a cute film.
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
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Growling at Badgers?
Don't you look at my accountant.
He's the only one I've got.
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Indeed. Glaswegians!
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Aargh, photos!
Hmmm, badger? Or..........
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
has left the building
True story: in my yoof I and a mate took two girls we'd just met, to an Italian restaurant for a meal (this was LOOOOONG ago when lasagna and canelloni etc were pretty exotic fare) and they were pretty damn impressed by our urbanity and sophistication.....and we WERE (at least we thought we were) pretty damn cool as it happens :cool2:
We advised them to order the cunnilingus with the fellatio as a starter...and they did!!!Swear they didn't know what they were ordering (this was in the 70s and they were young....). The Italian waiter was very confused.
What bastards we were really....
Kerry
Aargh, photos!
So what did you get out of it bar a few laughs???True story: in my yoof I and a mate took two girls we'd just met, to an Italian restaurant for a meal (this was LOOOOONG ago when lasagna and canelloni etc were pretty exotic fare) and they were pretty damn impressed by our urbanity and sophistication.....and we WERE (at least we thought we were) pretty damn cool as it happens :cool2:
We advised them to order the cunnilingus with the fellatio as a starter...and they did!!!
What bastards we were really....
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
has left the building
So what did you get out of it bar a few laughs???
Not what we were after at any rate....
Kerry
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