Er excuse me, one of your lights is out

[vifferman]

You could try Gmans trick and fit twin airhorns

I have to be veeeerrrry careful, as I've already had the "Now you don't need to fix anything on this bike, right?!?" question (welll... more of a command, I guess ), plus a few related ones.
But in the last two days I've had two nongs cut me off, and tootling them vigorously just seemed so ghey...
Might have to play the SafetyCard™ - that usually works.

It must be that the VifFerrari is so blue and so purty, and so nice and unthreatening. I've had more near-misses in the few weeks I've had it than I had the whole time (14 munce?) I had the FahrtSturm.
LoudPipesClearTheWay?
LoudPipesScareTheCrapOuttaBraindeadMorons? :spudwhat:

[JohnBoy]

You could try Gmans trick and fit twin airhorns

a mate of mine did that on his gsxf750 with bloddy loud results, but i just told him to pipe the compressor into his air box... hmm home made turbo!!

[Cajun]

I have to be veeeerrrry careful, as I've already had the "Now you don't need to fix anything on this bike, right?!?" question (welll... more of a command, I guess ), plus a few related ones.
But in the last two days I've had two nongs cut me off, and tootling them vigorously just seemed so ghey...
Might have to play the SafetyCard™ - that usually works.

It must be that the VifFerrari is so blue and so purty, and so nice and unthreatening. I've had more near-misses in the few weeks I've had it than I had the whole time (14 munce?) I had the FahrtSturm.
LoudPipesClearTheWay?
LoudPipesScareTheCrapOuttaBraindeadMorons? :spudwhat:

Father in law got a nice shirt he got from the states,

LOUD PIPES SAVE LIFES

and its true,

[rodgerd]

YES I FUCKING KNOW...... NOW GET OUT OF MY FACE YOU C*NT!

I wonder if that would be an appropriate response???

No.

People are trying to be helpful. Why would you behave like a cunt in response? What do you think they'll do next time they see a biker, who may actually need a hand?

[Deano]

YES I FUCKING KNOW...... NOW GET OUT OF MY FACE YOU C*NT!

I wonder if that would be an appropriate response???

As much as I would have liked to respond like that, the last person to point out I only had one headlight going was the Policeman who had just breathtested me.

And I didn't take my helmet off for him neither.

[Blakamin]

LOL... I was only kidding, but the frustration

[scumdog]

No.

People are trying to be helpful. Why would you behave like a cunt in response? What do you think they'll do next time they see a biker, who may actually need a hand?

Yeah, the thought did cross my mind too, wasn't sure if it was a troll or not, heres hoping it was only said in jest!!

[Blakamin]

As much as I would have liked to respond like that, the last person to point out I only had one headlight going was the Policeman who had just breathtested me.

And I didn't take my helmet off for him neither.

Um...yeah, tellin him to fuck off wouldnt have been in your best interests...
I DID say that to Gman at work when he came in everyday for a week tellin me my light wasnt working... smart bars tard!

[Deano]

Um...yeah, tellin him to fuck off wouldnt have been in your best interests...
I DID say that to Gman at work when he came in everyday for a week tellin me my light wasnt woring... smart bars tard!

Yeah, I had better disclaim my agreement to the response before I get flamed as well.

[Holy Roller]

You could try Gmans trick and fit twin airhorns

Had them on my GPZ back in he 80's
Used them in anger several times

[mattt]

Then about a week ago on old GSR ramaranma, Mr in the Red mufti
turns around follows me up the bloody road to Bombay, pulls me over and yep.

"Na you havn't done anything wrong yet !, just wanted to tell ya ya lights out."


FOR FUCKS SAFE

F/F

That would be my mate Mr in the red mufti........ the fucker......
Give him some credit thou, I've never seen a piece of shit holden do 2 hundy down the Bombays before