Making excuses

**Trudes** · 27th March 2008, 19:53

Originally Posted by hXc

Oh God...what is dad doing on the internets?!

What a bugger you wasted your 1000th post in here.

**jrandom** · 27th March 2008, 19:54

Originally Posted by hXc

Oh God...what is dad doing on the internets?!

Preparing to rape Katman, I think.

I was imagining that it'd have to be anally, but Katman now claims to possess a vagina!

**Usarka** · 27th March 2008, 19:54

Originally Posted by Headbanger

Are we at the bottom of the barrel yet?

I hope so, i've run out of bling to spread around, and i've pissed myself so much tonight that any more and i'm going to have to steal my hippy neighbours organic panty liners from her clothes line

**Mom** · 27th March 2008, 19:55

Originally Posted by hXc

Oh God...what is dad doing on the internets?!

Go pack a bag and leave it close by the bathroom door. Have a shower, make sure your hands are clean then pluck out your eyes so you cant read about it anymore! When you have done that, pick up the bag and run as far away as you can so you are never embarrassed again by your father!

This advice brought to you by Caring Moms Assn.

**Bonez** · 27th March 2008, 19:58

Originally Posted by jrandom

Preparing to rape Katman, I think.

I was imagining that it'd have to be anally, but Katman now claims to possess a vagina!

C'mon take responsibily for your action. You did bite his big dick off IIRC

Oh dear, another green rep.................

**MIXONE** · 27th March 2008, 20:00

Originally Posted by Headbanger

Are we at the bottom of the barrel yet?

No but it has reached the cunt stage and I have it on good authority that a cunt is pretty close to a bottom.

**Mom** · 27th March 2008, 20:03

Originally Posted by MIXONE

No but it has reached the cunt stage and I have it on good authority that a cunt is pretty close to a bottom.

Is a bottom like an arsehole? Because if it is this thread has gone full circle over the day. Impressive! Surely that phenomenon must have a name?

**Bonez** · 27th March 2008, 20:07

Originally Posted by Mom

Is a bottom like an arsehole? Because if it is this thread has gone full circle over the day. Impressive! Surely that phenomenon must have a name?

How does "Katmans Kwuntum Kwirk" sound?

**PrincessBandit** · 27th March 2008, 20:08

Originally Posted by Mom

Is a bottom like an arsehole?

Sort of. "Bottoms" are the cute ones. Extrapolate that out and there is a message in there for those clever enough to see it.

**sidecar bob** · 27th March 2008, 20:10

Originally Posted by Kickaha

People have been timing themselves over different roads since long before I started motorcycling

Ask Scrivy & Kiwifruit about timing themselves over certain roads.
Very bad men they are,

Only that their times were SLOOOOW!!

**sugilite:Me** · 27th March 2008, 20:14

Originally Posted by Katman

I sincerely hope that you're not buying into sugilites theory. I gave you more credit than that.

You mean my theory that you use very good safety messages as a vehicle for your special brand of trolling and disdain of basic human courtesies? Ya know, after wading through your posts looking for one in particular (You know, the post from the days before you found that perfect vehicle), where do you think I would get a theory like that?

**jrandom** · 27th March 2008, 20:32

Originally Posted by kiwifruit

I did "the lake taupo TT" (160km) in 48 minutes flat a few years ago, i thought that was pretty FAST!!

Man, that's pretty far out, man. And to think the poor bastards who do the annual race on bicycles take 6+ hours to get round.

You're not such a bad boy these days, though, are you?

**Katman** · 27th March 2008, 20:34

Originally Posted by sugilite

You mean my theory that you use very good safety messages as a vehicle for your special brand of trolling and disdain of basic human courtesies? Ya know, after wading through your posts looking for one in particular (You know, the post from the days before you found that perfect vehicle), where do you think I would get a theory like that?

If you've found a certain thread, stop fucking around - quote it.