A Hornet wouldn't make it that far. Only bike that could go that mileage without an engine rebuild is a maggot.
Originally Posted by skidmark
Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
Oh, hang on, I think I get it...![]()
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
I need more elaboration! Please enlighten this poor nousless orphan waif and open his eyes to the glory and splendor that is a maggot bike!
And I would make sure I tow a couple of more engines behind ... coast along with inertia and stick a new donk in between galaxies and the intergalactic solar wind!![]()
"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"![]()
All that shit floating around out there undetected and we are obsessed with carbon credits etc! Yeah right!John.
Behold a sight more astounding than the vast blackness of space, more dazzling than the sparkle of a supernova....
the new...
the revolutionary....
the astounding...
Honda CX500
Take a great leap forward into the 1980's!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honda_CX_series
They were called plastic maggots because people reckoned they were really ugly. Fair enough too.
V-twins like Guzzi's, but the engine wasn't very pretty like a Guzzi, more like a lump of aluminium.
They are really really reliable, comfy, and irrationally cherished by their owners. There's a big long thread here on KB devoted to CX's.
When eventually the final heat death of the Universe arrives, and all other life is long extinct, there will still be one thing moving. A cockroach riding on a maggot.
Originally Posted by skidmark
Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
Verily I have been enlightened, the years of ignorance and profane misunderstandings have been cast asunder! Not small the revelation! Great the epiphany! Truly, yea, I shall now aspire to undertake the investigation of this magnificent steed of irrationality.
It will carry me over the starry boundaries of space, break new time continuums and circumnavigate the space-ways and the by-ways of gravitic wells of slingshot stardom!
Transversing against the heat death wave of the end of the universe at the dining emporium equipped for such end times with a maggot beneath my loins will be a pootle to remember!
"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"![]()
The hubble ultra-deep field should (linked for huge).
The universe is pretty fucking big.Originally Posted by wikipedia
My signature is cooler than yours.
thats one cool pic
Slightly off topic but just got sent this. Since I started the thread I guess I can post it...
A Message by George Carlin:
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.
We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less.. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.
These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...
Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.
Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.
Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.
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Remember, to say, 'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.
Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.
Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
If you don't send this to at least 1 person .... Who cares?
George Carlin
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
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