I can't say I've ever named my bikes or attributed a gender to them but I had to take the ST into Boyles the other day due to a slow leak in the front tyre. When I was picking it up, John was looking for my name on the key board and I had to point out it was on the hook named 'Enterprise'!!
I queried "WTF is that all about"? and he laughed, stuck his hands out and said "I dunno but it is a pretty big bird".........I guess my bike has now been dubbed with a name which reflects it's presence, but it still isn't gendered.
Only question now is, should I be Kirk, Piquard, Janeway or Archer? Hmmmm...dunno.....having 7of9 work under me would be OK though.
How a man wins shows much of his character....How he loses shows all of it!!"
Knute Rockne
My bikes are just bikes.... Don't consider them male or female but love em just the same.
Girly as, ZZR in an ugly light pearl green.working on the paint job...
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
If i found a male bike i would call him bruno.
Haven't had one yes......no thats a lie - i hate to ride a mates bike home after he dropped it. I called it motherfucker all the way home.
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Just came back from a ride with Harley riders. Different style altogether from where and how I ride.
They certainly have less chance of collecting speeding tickets.
Through the twisties I could see just how good my bike is. How easy it is to ride and how quiet. I'm pretty sure I don't want a Harley.
Those Honda Pan Europeans really are very good.
I wasamazed at the fuel economy of the Harley. 1600cc but very frugal. Probably didn't get it over 3000rpm though so I guess it is to be expected.
It was a great day for a ride today. We had fun....
Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.
One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.
Well I used to think my Guzzi V11 Sport is very manly bike, but Mrs Nudie rides it like it's a 250, so bang goes that theory !!
"...you meet the weirdest people riding a Guzzi !!..."
My bike is called Blossom.
On the open road it does about 6 litres per 100km. 6.5 if I am 2 up with gear.
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead
Do not walk ahead as I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me as the path is narrow
In fact FU*K off and leave me alone
My first CB250 Hornet is known as the "little ol'hornet" and is a guy, next in line is my RZ250 "Daisy" who is a dirty girl since she wants to be ridden harder and faster all the time.
Then her little sister "Pippi" came from down the line to the big smoke and is wondering where the other A100 Suzukis are playing!
Finally, big bro came to town, the CB900F "Big Ol'Hornet" and his little bro is sure glad hes come to take up some of the riding hours and milage!
Also at the back somewhere are my two little mini-motos called "Chapi" and "Chapo"
When I be riding, I don't have a name picked out, it just suddenly pops into my mind when I'm out and about! I thought the Big Ol'Hornet would be a big sister, but the "vibe" I got off it was a guy!
And ayup, will be doing the same method of naming when I get my other rides!![]()
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