Listen to me you speed craving dudes out there. Your'e given one body in this life, and you are either unlucky enough to be given a spoonful of bad luck on the health front which is deeply hard enough to swallow (believe me!!!), or you look after the body that you have and the spankingly fun things you can do with it without applying speed.
Not wishing to sound hippy here, but if your heart beats that fast, and your eyes are wide open and sweat is pouring down your face and you have the nasty cold feeling that you have just cheated death by a manoeuvre, then believe my friends that is the highest lesson that your body is screaming at you to listen to and learn from, so fucking well listen to it.
The craziest way to get that feeling is to get to grips with a fantastic person and get that heady high when you are shagging your brains out, you can go as fast as you want to get there, and you have to hang onto every breath before you pass out, give it so much as if there was no tommorow, then float on that heady high of unbelivable good times are a coming feeling.
That to me beats the shit out of hanging onto a two wheeled machine that really wants to be your friend and has no intention of killing you.
Yeah sure the speedo cranks it up towards 300kph, in the case of the new MV, then its 312kph. but who the fuck really enjoys that.
Good on yer, if you want to cheat death a few times, but believe me, we're all gonna get there one day, but by speeding towards it, heck your welcome to it.
Me I'm just happy chugging along, peering through my helmet at the wonders of the countryside unfolding in front of me, getting to where I am going, hugging the friends I have when I get there, having shit loads of fun, then riding home, and hugging my bike, when its tucked up safely in the garage, before I put its cover on.
But hey that's me, don't know whats around the corner, but happy to prolong it for as long as possible, and get out there and live the life I love.
Fuck that does sound hippy.
But dude, if your minds telling you to slow down its for good reason.
Live long, shag a lot, and smile like the smile is going to break your face in half


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