Biker ran me over

[kiwifruit]

!!!!!!timmay!!!!!!!

[Maha]

I wonder if Manukau city council will come to the party?

Did someone say Party???....Never partied with council workers before but I have heard their Christmas Parties are not to be missed so let me where and when 'Roadkill' and I will be there, unless of cause i have read it wrong?...

[BarBender]

.. Dodgy Matt ran me over with my bike, he managed to keep her upright even tho he got the massive gravel wobble too.. and ran over me.

WTF??

Too bad I wasnt there.
Red and I would've finished you off.

Glad to hear you're ok.

[Drew]

WTF??

Too bad I wasnt there.
Red and I would've finished you off.

Glad to hear you're ok.

Jesus big fella, you and bike combo could contract to the coucill as a freelance roller, if ya fitted a 300 section rear tyre.

[Scouse]

Glad to hear that yer OK there Dunc its always better to snot some other poor buggers bike than yer own innit.

[DEATH_INC.]

Boomer ya farkin retard, what the hell are ya doing?????
Next time get a vid or do it in front of us would ya.

[boomer]

oooh the functioning synapse just kicked in, just thinking whether it might not be worth mentioning the running over bit, being a legal requirement to report all injury related crashes, failure to stop in correct distance etc etc......... obviously all the injuries were from the fall eh.....

how could he gauge the correct distance when i was still sliding..?? and i've reported the crash.. theres tonnes of rozzas on KB.


Death_inc. this is something you and jimmy would do, im still an amatuer and didnt have the vid rolling



bwaaaarp

[Mom]

I got run over by my own bike today......

just as well i don't have any pride other wise it'd be ma wallet, my body and my pride hurtin right now...!!!

the monster was fun in the twisties.. shit on the gravel

Boomer!
You are a bad man!

Hope you are not too sore mate, and the doctors and NURSES do not slap you into the middle of next week when you front for your next appointment! Rubber side down OK!!!!

Take care mate
Mom

[nodrog:Me]

WTF? i thought you werent supposed to operate farm machinery on your meds??

[BIGBOSSMAN]

You silly sod Dunc, at least ya didn't ram yourself up the arse with anything metallic and penis-shaped (like poor little Biggles08).
Glad you're ok though bro!

[boomer]

Boomer!
You are a bad man!

Hope you are not too sore mate, and the doctors and NURSES do not slap you into the middle of next week when you front for your next appointment! Rubber side down OK!!!!

Take care mate
Mom

Yup, on my visit this week im gonna get a roasting; i got one last week too for forgetting to a) get my bloods done b) take my temperature twice daily... This will get me the beats alright

WTF? i thought you werent supposed to operate farm machinery on your meds??

apparently the meds have ceased..well the good ones anyway * i just dropped a couple of sneaky m pills... i hurt

[jimbo]

Mate............ummm...never mind aye..glad you ok...thanks

[Mom]

Yup, on my visit this week im gonna get a roasting; i got one last week too for forgetting to a) get my bloods done b) take my temperature twice daily...

GRRRRRRRRRR! Naughty Boy!

Life is short mate, live it while you can.

In case anyone gets the wrong idea here, I mean take advantage of all the treatment you can, when you can.

Apart from that live every moment from here on in as if you mean it, well or otherwise!

Seems I dont need to give you that lecture Dunc......LOL

[GIXser]

Dude, you and Dodgy Matt must have been pissed still from the day before... me reckons.
although ya both ride like fookin retards anyhow
glad to hear ya ok though,

ps i spoke to Dodgy M, and he told me over a beer, that he ran ya over on purpose, he also said it was a shame ya bike didnt have a reverse on it, co he would have backed over ya again,

i said .. come off it Matt, thats not very nice...?!!!!!!

He Said , 'YEah I know' ..........(in Andy's Voice)

[boomer]

Dude, you and Dodgy Matt must have been pissed still from the day before... me reckons.
although ya both ride like fookin retards anyhow
glad to hear ya ok though,

ps i spoke to Dodgy M, and he told me over a beer, that he ran ya over on purpose, he also said it was a shame ya bike didnt have a reverse on it, co he would have backed over ya again,

i said .. come off it Matt, thats not very nice...?!!!!!!

He Said , 'YEah I know' ..........(in Andy's Voice)

coonts.. who needs mates huh!! I should have known better.. hes always bumping into Logan on the track and last time i rode with him on the rode he crashed then too ....


ahahahahah .. no wait.. it hurts to laugh