Most dangerous thing on yer bike

[jonbuoy]

We don't want usefull features like self cancelling indicators, chain lubers, centre stands, heated grips/seats as standard on Jappas - we want bikes that are 750grams lighter and make 0.9BHP more than last years.

[Pwalo]

We don't want usefull features like self cancelling indicators, chain lubers, centre stands, heated grips/seats as standard on Jappas - we want bikes that are 750grams lighter and make 0.9BHP more than last years.

Look if you're going to be like that you may as well buy a BMW. Besides what would happen to all the aftermarket chappies?

[Crasherfromwayback]

Mmm. Throttle. Silly thing to have on a bike, isn't it? Maybe just to keep you safe we should take yours off...

Not likely...you can imagine I'm sure, what I'd be twisting otherwise.

Gotta get ya jollies one way or another

[jonbuoy]

Look if you're going to be like that you may as well buy a BMW. Besides what would happen to all the aftermarket chappies?

Funny you should say that - I've been thinking about getting a GS1200

[Japtwin]

Yes I followed a guy on a big cruiser t other day who kept his indicators on after lanechanging on th emotorway till next time he changed then he'd swap. Twas tres annoying to follow, even though I knew he'd simply forgotten it was fricken distracting, I found myself drawn to them like a moth to a flamethrower. Needless to say the most dangermouse thing on my bike is my verrrry short attention span