first crash with luke this morning!!!

**Riff Raff** · 11th December 2004, 13:38

Originally Posted by ajturbo

oh yer you would have had him on the spot.... young...... in uniform, hell i might just try the other side now that i can "marry" the guy....and take half his money in a couple of years

Have been wondering whether you bat for the other side!!!

**ajturbo** · 11th December 2004, 14:11

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

Have been wondering whether you bat for the other side!!!

hell at the moment i would take anthing........

**Riff Raff** · 11th December 2004, 19:04

Originally Posted by ajturbo

hell at the moment i would take anthing........

Do I hear any bids for this um...errr.... slightly soiled specimen of a desperate male. Come on ladies, do I hear $2 ... $2 and he love you long time... ok the overweight gay men in the corner - how about $1 and he swallow?

Err, Mr Turbo, do you have any special tricks up your sleeve that will entice the bidders?

**avgas** · 11th December 2004, 19:25

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

**ajturbo** · 11th December 2004, 21:27

Err, Mr Turbo, do you have any special tricks up your sleeve that will entice the bidders?

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i seam to be very good at attracting people in uniform,

tricks...??
your getting a bit personal here!

**Riff Raff** · 12th December 2004, 06:16

Originally Posted by ajturbo

i seam to be very good at attracting people in uniform,

tricks...??
your getting a bit personal here!

Unfortunately the attracting people in uniform thingy detracted in your value for my clients. I have, however had an enquiry involving duct tape, a maids uniform, high heel stilettos, a sheep and a whoopee cushion. Apparently if you know what to do with all these items, then you're the guy for him. He's willing to up the bidding to $4.25.
We could always look at putting you up on TradeMe. It would probably help your cause if you learn the words and dance moves to Racey Riders song.

**ajturbo** · 12th December 2004, 20:03

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

Unfortunately the attracting people in uniform thingy detracted in your value for my clients. I have, however had an enquiry involving duct tape, a maids uniform, high heel stilettos, a sheep and a whoopee cushion. Apparently if you know what to do with all these items, then you're the guy for him. He's willing to up the bidding to $4.25.
We could always look at putting you up on TradeMe. It would probably help your cause if you learn the words and dance moves to Racey Riders song.

someone HELP!!!!

she knows me toooo well , in a funny coincidence , i have come in contact with all those items...BUT NOT ALL AT THE SAME TIME OR WHAT YOU ARE THINKING!!!!!!!
the sheep thing, the last time i had manhandled one it finished on top!!!

**Riff Raff** · 12th December 2004, 20:46

Originally Posted by ajturbo

the sheep thing, the last time i had manhandled one it finished on top!!!

That sheep has put in a bid for $4.30, but she asks that you don't use velcro this time - it pulled out too much wool

**ajturbo** · 12th December 2004, 22:42

ok but the sheep has to agree to meeting outside the drenching yards, last time i had shit all over my back!!!

**gav** · 12th December 2004, 22:54

OK Andy, found a woman into bikes just for you, sleep well

**ajturbo** · 12th December 2004, 23:06

Originally Posted by gav

OK Andy, found a woman into bikes just for you, sleep well

who told you i was a butt man???

**Riff Raff** · 13th December 2004, 06:02

Originally Posted by ajturbo

who told you i was a butt man???

She looks perfect for you. Just make sure you take your bag of flour with you on your date!!!

**ajturbo** · 13th December 2004, 07:52

Originally Posted by Riff Raff

She looks perfect for you. Just make sure you take your bag of flour with you on your date!!!

bag?...BAG ???
i would need a truck full just to cover it!
but mmmmmm think of the photo's....

i feel sorry for her feet.....AND the bike
i once (ONCE!!)took a rather large girl for a ride ON THE BIKE!! got around the block and the rear suspention shit it's self... fu%$$## prolinks!!!
told her that she had to walk home....hahahahaha
mean barsted eh ...
it was only around the block!!
but for her it probably like climbing MT Egmont...hahahah