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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2
    Maybe.

    Just maybe.

    The Universe demands its payment for your pleasure from time to time.

    I've never fallen off on the Rimutakas before. I've made guys on GSXR750s cry when I've kicked their arse from Kaitoke to Featherston on my RG250.

    I made an impression on a WMC mechanic on my RC30 when I followed him for a bit and then passed him and pissed off into the distance.

    I made a dude on a GSXR1100 look twice when I went round the outside of him on "Jim's corner" on my ancient and derelict CBR600.

    Then I treated my TRX like a Queen and like the mecurial bitches they are, my Queen bit my arse.

    I am thankful that the universe saw fit not to hurt me this time.

    But I WON'T, I f__king WON'T give up bikes again until I can't lever one off its sidestand. Got that, you hard arsed, miserable, son of a bitch universe? My balls are bigger than yours.

    You f__ker.
    Yeah baby!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2
    Maybe.

    Just maybe.

    The Universe demands its payment for your pleasure from time to time.

    I've never fallen off on the Rimutakas before. I've made guys on GSXR750s cry when I've kicked their arse from Kaitoke to Featherston on my RG250.

    I made an impression on a WMC mechanic on my RC30 when I followed him for a bit and then passed him and pissed off into the distance.

    I made a dude on a GSXR1100 look twice when I went round the outside of him on "Jim's corner" on my ancient and derelict CBR600.

    Then I treated my TRX like a Queen and like the mecurial bitches they are, my Queen bit my arse.

    I am thankful that the universe saw fit not to hurt me this time.

    But I WON'T, I f__king WON'T give up bikes again until I can't lever one off its sidestand. Got that, you hard arsed, miserable, son of a bitch universe? My balls are bigger than yours.

    You f__ker.
    dang yo...

    ya know what they say, post coitum, omne animal triste est, don't let it get to ya man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher
    'Ears prick up' Did somebody say Tamdhu?
    Hektik weakend, no riding, had fun, listened to bagpipes at Palmy, friends son came first in both of his events (march and S&R - Grade C) and now Jim2 mentions Tamdhu!!!!

    Jim its all about some one reminding you that you are human and shit happens to all, but you walk away.

    Now when is this bike coming back???? We ALL want to assist in the restoration, well at least some of us do.

    Now back on topic - Tamdhu

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    Quote Originally Posted by mangell6
    Hektik weakend, no riding, had fun, listened to bagpipes at Palmy, friends son came first in both of his events (march and S&R - Grade C) and now Jim2 mentions Tamdhu!!!!

    Jim its all about some one reminding you that you are human and shit happens to all, but you walk away.

    Now when is this bike coming back???? We ALL want to assist in the restoration, well at least some of us do.

    Now back on topic - Tamdhu
    End of January at this stage.

    After some help to get the cbr going actually
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by mangell6
    We ALL want to assist in the restoration, well at least some of us do.
    Some of us don't know much about repairing bikes but we can compensate by dispensing single malts to those who do...
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    That man deserves a beer

    That's the attitude Jim, never give up on what makes you grin .
    Guess it was your bike I saw in the shop today. Unpleasant feeling seeing how good bikes can go bad. What's happening ? They had a row of late model bikes trashed in the past few days. CBR600 and a near new Firestorm and others unrecognisable. That's a lot of dissapointed owners. Hopefully they are all OK and sinking the piss like you
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    Lol Mark.

    I couldn't get over the huge number of dinged up bikes in there! Horrible thing to say, but it does make you feel less stupid to know that other people have suffered the same (hopefully not worse!)
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    So does that mean im in credit with the universe??? Me crashing alot and all????
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    Quote Originally Posted by Two Smoker
    So does that mean im in credit with the universe??? Me crashing alot and all????
    Absolutely Mosquito.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2
    End of January at this stage.

    After some help to get the cbr going actually
    What do you need to do to get it going? I'm usually about.
    Don't you look at my accountant.
    He's the only one I've got.

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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave
    What do you need to do to get it going? I'm usually about.

    Start with a new CDI Dave.
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

    - James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave
    What do you need to do to get it going? I'm usually about.
    Clutch Kit (about $60 I think), Oil, Filter, Plugs, Charge the battery or get a new one. New rear tyre. Clean carbs. Fabricate brackets to connect side panels to frame (no fairing lowers). That's it.

    Then Re-VIN.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jim2
    Clutch Kit (about $60 I think), Oil, Filter, Plugs, Charge the battery or get a new one. New rear tyre. Clean carbs. Fabricate brackets to connect side panels to frame (no fairing lowers). That's it.

    Then Re-VIN.
    I still reckon the CDI's fukt.
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

    - James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.

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    Why not just buy this instead for a cheap runner?
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.

    - James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.

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    Quote Originally Posted by celticno6
    Why not just buy this instead for a cheap runner?
    With What?
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?



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