Originally Posted by spudchucka
Call me psychic - but I get the feeling you don't believe him
unless you can prove it.
Call me psychic - but I get the feeling you don't believe him
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
Salted Pork
You were nabbed by a cop that was using a speed detection device. The 28 day suspension comes into effect once you are detected doing 50+ kph above the posted speed limit. The cops in question weren't detected at the alleged speeds and are being charged as a result of investigation, thats the difference.
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Ya think??????
unless you can prove it.
Actually yeah - am I right?. Shoot - do you have any jobs going? I'd obviously make an excellent detective.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
#3
You can't say some cops don't bend the law when they feel its deserved. Whoops, he must have fallen down the stairs.
I fully agree with a few roughhouse tactics, when it is deserved - but everyone gets it wrong sometimes too. One of the flaws of capital punishment isn't it.
Not passing judgement at all but please but don't try to deny it.
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So the wombat hurling business is a bit slow at the moment.....Actually yeah - am I right?. Shoot - do you have any jobs going? I'd obviously make an excellent detective.
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I'm not sying it never happens, its a shame in some cases that it doesn't happen a hell of a lot more. However R1AaronKDX has chosen to alledge he has been the victim of one of the biggest hoax police / urban legends of all time. If he wants to have any credibility he would have to come up with a much more convincing story than that one. I couldn't possibly recall how many times I've had that story put to me but its usually a mate of a mate or an uncle or brother etc, nobody is usually stupid enough to alledge it actually happened to them.You can't say some cops don't bend the law when they feel its deserved. Whoops, he must have fallen down the stairs.
I fully agree with a few roughhouse tactics, when it is deserved - but everyone gets it wrong sometimes too. One of the flaws of capital punishment isn't it.
Not passing judgement at all but please but don't try to deny it.
unless you can prove it.
Out of season. Roll on next spring... wooohooo
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
W.A.N.K hardcore
Here's one from an inspector. I don't know if it's true or another legend but he reckons in his earlier days they were questioning a real broken arse twat. While the 'd' was asking questions the cop behind got a fish from the supermarket and when Mr Broken arse gave the wrong answer he got slapped with the fish. Now when he eventually appeared in court he claimed to the judge and jury that his confession was under duress as he was slapped around the head with a fish. The judge didn't believe his rendition of events as who would believe anyone who claimed to be slapped around the head by a fish??
parting of the sensory
It must be true!
I saw it on TV once.
I think it was that there fish-slapping dance.
... and that's what I think.
Or summat.
Or maybe not...
Dunno really....
The instructions are simple...
Buy a fish for a slapping?? You've been reading too much 'Asterix"
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
The instructions are simple...
In my case it was a rolled up wet newspaper. Oh hang on..........no, it was a cousin of mine.
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
W.A.N.K hardcore
Must be BS then. I just repeated the story. If I made it up I would have said the cop used a trawlerman's sock filled with yak faeces.It must be true!
I saw it on TV once.
I think it was that there fish-slapping dance.
unless you can prove it.
I was once beaten about by a policeman wielding a wip. Hang on - no that was my missis on one of our "special dress up nights". Sorry - move along now...
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
unless you can prove it.
I was once beaten about by a policeman wielding a whip. Hang on - no that was my missis on one of our "special dress up nights". Sorry - move along now...
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
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