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    I was a tool, and I'm sorry...

    I was on the way to work this morning, and splitting before the Hubba Bridge when I caught up with three bikes ahead. The guy in the front (riding a green Trumpy naked) was riding slow and steady, and taking a cautious approach.

    Being a type A personality armed with a litre of Suzuki mayhem, and being a few minutes late, I ended up jumping to the inside Cannonball lane going around the outside of a cage. Trump started to drift across - and saw me, did a double take, and waved me through - but he did it with withering look that said "tool!".

    I hung my head in shame before leaving them all behind.

    I was a tool, and I'm sorry.

    I've walked a little old lady across the street, I was nice to a dumb person, and I have been thinking good clean thoughts for as much of the day as I could.
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    Cool, does this mean that we can start calling you names and hurling general abuse at you now?!....
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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    I was a tool, and I'm sorry.
    Good on ya to own up. Red rep given. Carry on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post

    I've walked a little old lady across the street, I was nice to a dumb person, and I have been thinking good clean thoughts for as much of the day as I could.
    Your obviously not a m/cyclist. Please keep your head hung low, and shut the door behind you

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    Burn him! Pillory him! Tar and feather him! Run him out of town on the cow he rode in on! Subscribe him to Helen Clark's manifesto! Put ants in his tea and rancid butter on his toast!
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    Was he wearing gloves?

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    To be a tool, is to be a motorcyclist. Comes with the territory. In concentrated form in Welly we call this the TRTNR.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatjim View Post
    To be a tool, is to be a motorcyclist. Comes with the territory. In concentrated form in Welly we call this the TRTNR.
    Which tool are you Jim?

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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    I was a tool, and I'm sorry.

    I've walked a little old lady across the street, I was nice to a dumb person, and I have been thinking good clean thoughts for as much of the day as I could.
    That would have been fine if you hadn't of helped the dumb person
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    at least you have the balls to publicly own up to being a tool.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    Burn him! Pillory him! Tar and feather him! Run him out of town on the cow he rode in on! Subscribe him to Helen Clark's manifesto! Put ants in his tea and rancid butter on his toast!
    Subscribe me to Helen's manifesto??????

    I made an error of judgement, I didn't commit genocide - how could you think that I deserved that as a punishment????? That Bloke Helen is out of the fascist dictatorship business at the end of the year (if there is a god??!)
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Cool, does this mean that we can start calling you names and hurling general abuse at you now?!....
    Only if your name is Katman or sKIDmARK...
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    If he was riding a Triumph naked that would explain the withering look. It was a bit chilly this morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eliot-ness View Post
    If he was riding a Triumph naked that would explain the withering look. It was a bit chilly this morning.
    I had to take a second look - it was actually moving under its own power, and not being pushed so I had to check again to confirm it was a Triumph...
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    Subscribe me to Helen's manifesto??????

    I made an error of judgement, I didn't commit genocide - how could you think that I deserved that as a punishment????? That Bloke Helen is out of the fascist dictatorship business at the end of the year (if there is a god??!)
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