10 things that piss me off.

[Edbear]

[325rocket]

3. Anyone who's unkind or cruel to animals. That deserves a few well aimed bullets into knees and hands and nobody around to help stop the bleeding and screaming. I've got the gun, let me at them!!!!!!!

thats the one top of my list.

btw ... banana guy rocks!!!

[Ixion]

Ten things that piss ME off:


4. Two stroke motorcyclists caning it in inappropriate places and short-circuiting my hearing. I wanna shove their heads clear up their exhaust pipes and leave their ears on the asphalt.

Oi! . Watch it . :katman:

And so on. What sort of nutter doesn't want to hear a two smoker caning it? Don't we provide an invaluable public service by sending out two stroke smoke for you inferior four stroke types to smell?

We're SPECIAL we are. Even the law admits it.

There is *NO* inappropriate place to cane a two smoker.

[The Pastor]

Oi! . Watch it . :katman:

And so on. What sort of nutter doesn't want to hear a two smoker caning it? Don't we provide an invaluable public service by sending out two stroke smoke for you inferior four stroke types to smell?

We're SPECIAL we are. Even the law admits it.

There is *NO* inappropriate place to cane a two smoker.

Shes a female, she doesnt understand bikes.

[Ixion]

Oh.I hadn't noticed that. It's more difficult on line than in real life, cos you can't see the tits.

You're right, it's a rare female that appreciates the glory of two smokers.

[Rogue]

The thing that pisses me off is that they don't make bigger two strokes no more
Trying to leave the biggest carbon footprint I can

[Ixion]

Yeah. Second that. Where's the 1000cc two smokers? How come bloody jet ski wankers can have them and we can't ?

[tri boy]

Transplant a jet ski engine into a sickle frame then.
Theres a neat wee winter project.

[Ixion]

Not a hope in hell of getting it VINned. Folk have done it overseas, but vthat sort of power is only usable on the track or the road. Doesn't qualify for any track class, and can't be road registered.

[woodybee]

1. Olives
2. Glazed Cherries
3. Rude and Pessimistic People
4. Liquorice
5. Bosses' that dont give a fuck about their workforce
6. Clicky bitches (again about work)
7. Women who think that just becuase they have big tits all men love them, and the reason they have big tits, is generally because they are fat,,,,,,
8. Jack Russell Dogs
9. Tom Cruise
10. Body Odour

Fuck this is easier than I thought.

10 Things I love about things.

1. The sun that wakes me up in the morning
2. Cows......long story but a sweet one to hear....
3. Retriever Dogs, they are truly mad and quite pompous at the same time
4. Fun Folk
5. RALLIES RALLIES RALLIES
6.Triumph and Ducatti
7. A hot day with a road ahead that beckons to be ridden
8. Ka Ka Point, and Moraki (20 things but divine so coupled them up!)
9.Fresh Sheets on a Bed when you've showered and tired beyond belief
10. A certain KBer, who I love more than droplets of rain in the biggest storm ever.

[kevfromcoro]

I hate it when you pay for something with your e-ftpos card..and they dont give your card back...then they give you your card and change and receipt.got to sort the lot out before moving on.....gets up my nose...
Japanese friendish devices......that look flash,,,but dont work...4wd sterioes are a clasic example..dare touch one button..and it takes an electrictronic tecnition..to get it back on the station...( or a six year old kid)....
rant over

[Conquiztador]

1. SUV's. Who was the idiot who came up with something so stupid? And managed to get ppl to think they needed one???
2. Smell of catpiss. Oh, and as it comes from the fuckin cats, them too!!
3. Idiots who have no idea how to indicate in a roundabout! Morons!
4. That fuckin auto girl when you ring Telecom who says:"Talk to me, I can understand what you are saying" Yeah right!!
5. People who need to answer a mobile or text while I am talking to them. These days I get up and walk away. And I don't come back!! (My staff has learnt that )
6. Broken glass in playgrounds. I mean, come on! What is that about?
7. Those "gangsta" whatsit. Pants below their azz, hoodie over head. And no idea what it is all about, just copying something from films and TV. Soo sad.
8. Bike thiefs. And that they are not made to pay back every penny to the one they ripped off. Oh and have a hand cut off too.
9. Cigarette butts.
10. People who poke their noses and then eat it...

[Sanx]

1. People that stop walking on escalators. YOU DON'T STOP ON THE FUCKING STAIRS DO YOU?!? Get some fucking exercise and lessen the countries obesity epidemic.

With you on that one. And the more annoying version when two people stop next to each other so you can't walk on up past them.

4. Cats. They don't piss me off quite as much as I seem to piss them off. They seem to think that they are better than me. Smug bastards.

They are better than you. Accept it and move on.

[Sanx]

The top ten entries on the Sanx shitlist:

1. People (usually managers in shiny suits) who equate think that one's competence at one's job is solely based on one's ability to wear a tie.
2. Project managers whose sole contribution to a project is asking "How long's it going to take?", closely followed by "Is it done yet?".
3. People who cant use apostrophe's
4. People who stop at traffic lights, and then have to frantically read the fucking manual to work out which peddle to press to make the car mvoe when the light turns green.
5. Airline security theatre. You know, the numbskulls who confiscate a 115ml can of shaving foam off a pilot - potentially a weapon of mass destruction - but allow the same pilot to fly a 80 tonne jet laden with 20 tonnes of jet fuel.
6. People in charge of roadworks who stick 30 kph temporary limit signs up because there isn't any work being carried out 100m down a side road.
7. Telstra.
8. Shop assistants who won't accept that I don't need the help of some spotty high school drop out in order to choose a pair of shoes.
9. Those stupid little tamper-proof cardboard caps on the tops of drink bottles and milk cartons
10. Customers.

[Animal]

You can't be serious!

:katman: