Disclaimer- I'm F__king drunk.

**James Deuce** · 12th December 2004, 00:02

Maybe.

Just maybe.

The Universe demands its payment for your pleasure from time to time.

I've never fallen off on the Rimutakas before. I've made guys on GSXR750s cry when I've kicked their arse from Kaitoke to Featherston on my RG250.

I made an impression on a WMC mechanic on my RC30 when I followed him for a bit and then passed him and pissed off into the distance.

I made a dude on a GSXR1100 look twice when I went round the outside of him on "Jim's corner" on my ancient and derelict CBR600.

Then I treated my TRX like a Queen and like the mecurial bitches they are, my Queen bit my arse.

I am thankful that the universe saw fit not to hurt me this time.

But I WON'T, I f__king WON'T give up bikes again until I can't lever one off its sidestand. Got that, you hard arsed, miserable, son of a bitch universe? My balls are bigger than yours.

You f__ker.

**scumdog** · 12th December 2004, 02:27

Whoaa! Go for it Jims2, tell it like it is - or your 'cohol muddled mind tell you it is!!

So you're going to ride again, is that what you're trying to tell us eh?

**Firefight** · 12th December 2004, 04:52

Originally Posted by Jim2

Maybe.

Just maybe.

The Universe demands its payment for your pleasure from time to time.

I've never fallen off on the Rimutakas before. I've made guys on GSXR750s cry when I've kicked their arse from Kaitoke to Featherston on my RG250.

I made an impression on a WMC mechanic on my RC30 when I followed him for a bit and then passed him and pissed off into the distance.

I made a dude on a GSXR1100 look twice when I went round the outside of him on "Jim's corner" on my ancient and derelict CBR600.

Then I treated my TRX like a Queen and like the mecurial bitches they are, my Queen bit my arse.

I am thankful that the universe saw fit not to hurt me this time.

But I WON'T, I f__king WON'T give up bikes again until I can't lever one off its sidestand. Got that, you hard arsed, miserable, son of a bitch universe? My balls are bigger than yours.

You f__ker.

well put Jim !

F/F

**Hooks** · 12th December 2004, 05:27

Yeah well I think that I must be due to pay myself soon

..... but ..... until it happens I'm just gonna push it

and the road gods can just catch me when they can ....

**jrandom** · 12th December 2004, 07:04

So, how long until you hear back from the insurance company?

**dangerous** · 12th December 2004, 07:18

theres only one 'um' Jim.................. 'fuk um'

**Hitcher** · 12th December 2004, 12:49

For somebody under the affluence of incohol you still demonstrate a commendable grasp of spelling and grammar. Or maybe you're not as think as you drunk you are??

**Riff Raff** · 12th December 2004, 14:32

That's a bloody good rant. Well done, esp with being under the 'fluence. Feel better now?

**crashe** · 12th December 2004, 15:02

tis good to be able to write all that whilst drunk....
but what will ya think when you read it the next day....lol

**avgas** · 12th December 2004, 15:24

FUCH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!

**merv** · 12th December 2004, 15:44

Good on ya mate!!

**Paul in NZ** · 12th December 2004, 16:58

Don't worry Jim2

There is an endless supply of bikes and they still make my good friend Mr Panadol...

Ya gotta tie one on now and then... It was the Vicksters turn last night.. Off to lunch with the ladies at 11am.... I dragged her home at 11:30 pm.... Fark me but those ladies can party... I dropped the others off at the only pub they had not been kicked out of within 50 km for a bit more dancin' and maybe picking up a cute looking fella....

I thought I could party but hats off....

Paul N

What really gets my goat is that they are all 100% OK today... Eh? Whats with that? Where is all the moaning and groaning and the i'll never drink agains.. Sheesh!