Strange Behaviour

[2_SL0]

Firstly I think you are responding to scumdog's post not mine.

Secondly I don't quite get what you mean. If I spot someone committing a traffic offence and I stop them with the intention of writing them a ticket then that makes me a wanker? What about the wanker that was driving like a wanker and drew my attention in the first place?

Its simple Spud, we are all wankers.

[duckman]

Its simple Spud, we are all wankers.

I prefer "Self-indulgent, stress reliever" but todger tosser will do just fine .. Thanks

[ZorsT]

Firstly I think you are responding to scumdog's post not mine.

Secondly I don't quite get what you mean. If I spot someone committing a traffic offence and I stop them with the intention of writing them a ticket then that makes me a wanker? What about the wanker that was driving like a wanker and drew my attention in the first place?

yeah, i was, sorry about that.

what i was ment to say is its too bad the good cops have to write tickets for traffic offences, because then they have to be wankers aswell.
If they didn't, it would be way eiser to say that all traffic cops are wankers, because then you wouldn't have to justify your views to the other cops who have to write traffic tickets (which makes them wankers)

Maybe cops are only wankers while (and soon after) they write tickets for traffic related stupidity??? - which makes traffic cops wankers more often.

did this make sence?

and yes, the other guy is a wanker for making you seem like a wanker

[ZorsT]

oops, i just realised that i called just about EVERYONE in NZ a wanker

Shit, theres no way to win this.... i give up!

[scumdog]

How many people do the plods on here ticket for failing to keep left??? This is an offence is it not? and people failing to keep left causes innocent little lane splitters to "undertake" when they are pushed in to the left hand edge of the lane to their right.

We don't got no lanes down here so 'failing to keep left' is not an issue - unless they do so to the extent they have a head-on or crash into the ditch on the wrong side of the road!!

[marty]

in which case a 'failing to keep left' is hardly gonna make it all better....

[RiderInBlack]

We don't got no lanes down here so 'failing to keep left' is not an issue - unless they do so to the extent they have a head-on or crash into the ditch on the wrong side of the road!!

It is up here as we get a few drivers who prefer to drive on the right. I have also so seen two Comma-doors passing a que on the left, on the gravel and up the drain and then pulled in to the next Pub Old Mister Plod would not have been a wanker if one had been there to pull them over (I think a lot of us would have been thankful if he had).