BLOODY CAGE DRIVERS

[SpankMe]

my rage took over and I went beside him and kicked his mirror clean off.

Quasievil your my hero. You've done what I have only dreamt of doing to those tosser cage drivers, but have only done by accident with my handlebars.

[Quasievil]

It takes a shit load of imagination and the feverant hope your audience are fucking stupid.
Take a look at the bike he rides,he'd have more chance of kicking himself up the arse.

Perhaps you could drive to hammy and I could give you a suitable demonstration and you critize my bike ?

[Hitcher]

I went beside him and kicked his mirror clean off.

And tomorrow evening, on your ride home from work when this dude spies you riding by? He probably has your rego and a mate with access to the LTSA's database. I wouldn't be worried if the only risk was the cops coming by for a quiet chat.

Live by the sword...

[Sycophant]

I live pretty close to work currently so I don't ride often, but I've been taking the bike out a couple of times a week just to keep it all in running order (and so I don't forget how to ride).

So far in the last two rides (one home late last week and one to work today) I've had two cars pull out in front of me when they had to be able to see me coming. One was on Mercury lane, I was coming down towards this guy who I can see is angling himself to pull out into the street, I move to the right a little to make sure I am clearly visible and just as I get really close he just pulls right out in front of me. I slammed on the brakes, and pulled up about 3 m from his door.

Then today same situation with a guy pulling out of a park, I see him looking to go, make sure I am in the right hand part of the lane and clearly visible, he seems to be staying put, but again, suddenly decides he wants to pull out just as I get close. Mind you that was Ponsonby road, which is a gauntlet of SUVs, double parking, dangerous u-turns and sudden lane changes.

[Quasievil]

And tomorrow evening, on your ride home from work when this dude spies you riding by? He probably has your rego and a mate with access to the LTSA's database. I wouldn't be worried if the only risk was the cops coming by for a quiet chat.

Live by the sword...

Thanks for that Dad, i mean Hitcher, ya think you can come and stay for the week as a body guard or something ?

[manuboy]

Perhaps you could drive to hammy and I could give you a suitable demonstration and you critize my bike ?

Quas-myster. I've learnt the long hard way that although it seems like a good (even great) call at the time, in the long run its more fulfilling just to lay back, chill out, reflect on the fact that the fukwit in the cage is, well.... just that.

You are a superior being on a superior ride. Let the mortals in their fucktard mobiles stressin their way home go on doin it like that.

I'm not saying peace and love, just don't put yourself in danger (any more danger than the cages can already expose you to that is...)

[Hitcher]

Thanks for that Dad, i mean Hitcher, ya think you can come and stay for the week as a body guard or something ?

I do a good line in intimidation -- in my own special way... Just say the word.

[Quasievil]

Quas-myster. I've learnt the long hard way that although it seems like a good (even great) call at the time, in the long run its more fulfilling just to lay back, chill out, reflect on the fact that the fukwit in the cage is, well.... just that.

You are a superior being on a superior ride. Let the mortals in their fucktard mobiles stressin their way home go on doin it like that.

I'm not saying peace and love, just don't put yourself in danger (any more danger than the cages can already expose you to that is...)

I think I live by the same standards, however if you saw it you would have been amazed at how this guy reacted and ultimately threatened me, it certainly required a response.
I picking he didnt like bikers and Im hoping that next time he wants to take a swipe at one he might think twice, I think his wife (or whoever) will certainly have given him a bollocking as well.
Remember I didnt do anything illegal or wrong, and as far as Im concerned I was attacked, and I do respond to that

[Two Smoker]

LEGEND BRET!!!! I probably would have done the same thing, i have had something similar happen in a cage, and i forced the fucker over and called the cops..... (a little trick i learnt from someone in the family )

[manuboy]

i might have attempted to help you out... but then i'm normally on a pushie, so i don't even have the option eh...

A couple of weeks back i had the partner on the back, this guy was literally
trying to flip his ciggy ash into my exhuasts he was so close... there was nuthin i could do - having a driver threaten not just your life but your partners as well, hard to descrive how angry i was - no amount of signalling and waving could get this guy off my ass. In the end i turned off, got off, cooled off and then enjoyed the rest of the ride...

This weekend - just b4 the bin incident, me and D passed a guy in a berlina wagon that tried to race us thru a twisty section (wtf????). All over the road. Kickin up stones, a real meance. D gave him the fingers (quick fuse that man) as he passed. As we were waiting for the rest at the other end and this guy pulls up and asks why he got the bird.

I kid u not. There were three populated car seats in the back. 3 toddlers. I bit back what i was about to say - can't understand how his wife let him do it. Fuckin complete nutter.

But you see it all the time... in the end i can't be assed trying to dish it back - you could almost make a livin out of it. but i understand what you did and why....

[Madmax]

I am good at revenge
have had some drivers have road rage issues as well
some guy ran a turn on me one time forced me on to
the other side of the road,
the next set of lights he stopped,
dumb move! i stopped a few cars back.
(so he could not get my bike)
had a face off with him and his mates in the car
result!
KO him after he had a go at me,
loosed up his mates teeth X2,
kicked out all the lights on the car.
(turned out he was pissed and had side swiped two other cars)
do not try this at home folks
(and if you do do not take off your helmet)
I was real pissed off that day/night

[dangerous]

Whats with this shit all about,

well cos NZ is a funny place....... every bastard thinks that they own the road and that its there god damn given right to be the only car on it, the rest of the country can walk.

This weekend me and D passed a guy in a berlina wagon that tried to race us thru a twisty section (wtf????). All over the road. Kickin up stones, a real meance. D gave him the fingers (quick fuse that man) as he passed. As we were waiting for the rest at the other end and this guy pulls up and asks why he got the bird.

I kid u not. There were three populated car seats in the back. 3 toddlers. I bit back what i was about to say - can't understand how his wife let him do it. Fuckin complete nutter.

The thing is when he asked who and why... and I told him....... he just had no idea, none what so ever what a silly thing he did.

[rodgerd]

couple of my pet hates on the motorway. people cruising at 110 in the 'fast' lane, and not pulling over (when they can) for faster cars/bikes to come through. ... but some people are arrogant ...

Like people driving illegally and then acting like cocks, with it?

[Wellyman]

Therre arec some awful cage drivers out there they are

[rodgerd]

I picking he didnt like bikers and Im hoping that next time he wants to take a swipe at one he might think twice, I think his wife (or whoever) will certainly have given him a bollocking as well.

Yeah, it might work that way. It might also cause him to have a more determined go at the next rider he sees, because "some cunt on a bike took of my mirror!" You never can tell, unfortunately.

Remember I didnt do anything illegal or wrong,

It's called criminal damage, based on what you described. The guy may have deserved it, but you'd likely be screwed in court.