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    eek Gentlemen, lag your nads!

    Time for a lead-lined codpiece?

    http://www.motorcyclecancer.com/
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    LTSA advert now goes...If you ride and don't have a radiation shielded seat you are a bloody idiot.

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    Not a lead lined, dear god. What if there was an accident - you might get lead poisoning.
    Who, me? I just wander from thread to thread.

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    haha, yet another thing to die of, ill add it to the list...
    Prety stupid really, I would imagine the strength of an electric field or a magnetic field surrounding an internal combustion engine would be rather small, not to mention ELF electric and magnetic fields are comming outa everything electrical we use, i.e power lines,toasters, electric blankets etc.
    There is also no real medical evidence to suggest negative helath effects from elf, although it is a subject of much debate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Time for a lead-lined codpiece?

    http://www.motorcyclecancer.com/
    Where on earth do you find this stuff? What a hoot!

    Soon breathing will become dangerous to our health, then what are we to do?

    Oh wait, it already is.

    We are doomed, doomed I say!
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    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Where on earth do you find this stuff? What a hoot!

    Soon breathing will become dangerous to our health, then what are we to do?

    Oh wait, it already is.

    We are doomed, doomed I say!




    The only thing this will save you is time you would have spent counting the money you would have had, but instead gave to whomever was smart enough to scare you into buying one.

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    "Death Rays" I love it!! hahahahaha!!!!
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    Pfffttt!!
    How long until an American sues Honda for testicular cancer as a result of riding his CB350...


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    Where's the enormous list of motorcyclists that have died from those forms of cancer this nad shield is meant to protect us from?
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    etiquette? treat it like every other vehicle on the road, assume they are a blind, ignorant brainless cunt who is out to kill you, and ride accordingly

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    My Nads can repel everything.....(cept the ocassional crab).
    I've changed my ways, truly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Time for a lead-lined codpiece?

    http://www.motorcyclecancer.com/
    "Potentially ... could", reads like a scam to scare people into buying a useless book. Shame on them.

    If you think ELF EMF is bad, then what about living???? It's fatal in 100% of cases.
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    ...as a "Death Shower" from below...


    So, this is some form of radioactive enema?
    After trotting through the Russian fallout zone from Chernobyl, in the late 80's, this is a minor threat to the meat and two veg.
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    Better start wearing some tin foil undies

    And attach some dowsing rods on the bars ... and burn some sandalwood in an incense burner!
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    Show me the bodies.

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    God, I wish I hadn't read this

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