"...it's never been dropped..."
"...upside down forks..."
Hardcore Biker
"...it's never been dropped..."
"...upside down forks..."
Originally Posted by tigertim20
Fair weather rider
Was doing 250, 260, 280 etc etc etc ........ farken hard to believe when your there and doing considerably less speeds
Whats the obsession with straight line speeds??? and who really cares!!!
Moped rider
Different strokes for different folks dude
to old to die young
Mad nagging bitch!
Someone on here claimed that I gave another KBer the learn! Yeah right!!!
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"... she said she was over 18! ..."
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From an old work colleague........(not a fireman) "was lane splitting at 130kms banging on the roofs of the cars that were in the way........"
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A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
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Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
Hardcore Biker
From my ex-husband, when I was 19 and a bike-virgin - and he was trying to get me on the back ....
"Bikes are heaps safer than cars, they can't fall over, it's the laws of physics - they have two huge gyroscopes, one of the best safety features you can get, and those ensure the bike will always stay upright. Cars don't have them, that's why they crash".
I rode pillion happily for about six months before I realised I'd been conned (I am fairly intelligent, honest .... hehe). Glad I was though
<<----- My dream bike.
Ohhhh so thats how I get the mrs on the back!From my ex-husband, when I was 19 and a bike-virgin - and he was trying to get me on the back ....
"Bikes are heaps safer than cars, they can't fall over, it's the laws of physics - they have two huge gyroscopes, one of the best safety features you can get, and those ensure the bike will always stay upright. Cars don't have them, that's why they crash".
I rode pillion happily for about six months before I realised I'd been conned (I am fairly intelligent, honest .... hehe). Glad I was though
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
The cops really cares!
You got ownedI rode pillion happily for about six months before I realised I'd been conned (I am fairly intelligent for a blonde, honest .... hehe). Glad I was though(blonde myself so am allowed to...)
Good on him! -and you for sticking at it.
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
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oohhh wait so now can someone tell us how to get a "missus" ???
and
1, "I rode motorcross bikes since way back, was the best on my KTM CR150. Used to race in 600cc class" - hahahaha
2, same person as above , "My evo1 smoked a R1."
3, same person again, "Im telling the truth"
" yah trick yah "
3825 67 944779 (oh yeah)
on KB there are so many - but a few:
"Then this cage ....."
"I was just sitting at the lights, then ....."
"The cop gave me a ticket - and its bullshit because ...."
"... Or this goes International ....."
C'mon lets ride....
"I'll give you a $10 deposit on the home brew borbourn and pay you the rest tomorrow"
I will honest............
e mare libertas
"I've done two hundred and eighty kilometers per hour on my Buell X1 Lightning."
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
e mare libertas
You forgot the rest of the statement "... under 100kph".
When it comes to the bike's ability to accelerate to 100kph from a standing start, then yes, what I said is quite true.
Past that point, of course, the fact that it's a big ol' aircooled barge becomes obvious.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Buy my bike
same person as before.
" I don't have genital wart's"
" Nah what ever she wasn't that drunk she did want me "
" Yeh took on like 6 guys at mrs q's Wasted all of them "
" She was older than 15 honest "
" played Johna in club rugby I was the only one to tackle him "
Again
" Im telling the truth "
" yah trick yah "
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