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  1. 22nd April 2008, 18:05 #1
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    Scotsman loses testicles in motorcycle accident

    Did you hear about the Scotsman who lost his testicles in a motorcycle accident?






    The surgeon re-attached them with Bostik.
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    Fuck off, cheese has no place in pies
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    i would could and can, put a fat fuck down with a bit of brass.
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    I don't get it.
    And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by riffer View Post
    I don't get it.
    Makes two of us... must be a Scots thing.
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    Nor did he, after that.

    I take it he was riding a Meridan Triumph?
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    In your best Sean Connery accent, say "bostick" slowly.
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    Fuck off, cheese has no place in pies
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    i would could and can, put a fat fuck down with a bit of brass.
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    still don't get it ?
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    Nope. Still no idea.

    "Is this some (Scottish) cunts joke that (kiwi) cunts don't get, 'cos I'm not laughing Nicol-ass!" - Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
    Keep it rubber-side down...
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    Should nae 'ave bin wearing a kilt..........leather forever........ps I don't get it either (the joke that is)
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    Sounds like "ball stick"?
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    Didn't know scotsman had balls thought most had got them frozen off while wearing a kilt during winter

    Oh well you live and learn eh

    had a mate that crushed his balls on the tank of his farmbike
    was in hospital for over a week and off work for a few months
    to old to die young
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    Scracha, you're fired.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    Scracha, you're fired.
    Ok, lets try another.



    A Glasgow man - steaming and skint - is walking down Argyle Street .
    When he spots a guy tinkering with the engine of his car!
    'What's up Jimmy?' he asks.
    'Piston broke,' he replies.
    'Aye, same as masel.................
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    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    Ok, lets try another.l.................
    Ok then....
    The worst breed of human is a Scot/Maori.
    Both parts want to get pissed, and neither part want to pay for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scracha View Post
    In your best Sean Connery accent, say "bostick" slowly.
    Ahhh, I get it now. Sometimes forget that the "accent" ingredient is important in joke telling.
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    Sean Connery's voice...(yeah, yeah I know...I'm predictable, so sue me!)

    Hmmm...maybe this joke should have come with a header urging readers to mind read it with a scottish accent...

    I thought it was funny, but eh, I'm just weird that way...
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    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.
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