Originally Posted by Patrick
He bought the ubllshit story, i rode away license and bank balance in tact...
It was a good day.
PS: FTP
Forum whore
He bought the ubllshit story, i rode away license and bank balance in tact...
It was a good day.
PS: FTP
Forum whore
When I was living in Labrador (Qsld Oz) and working in Surfer Paradise back in 81, I went whizzing past an unmarked Leyland P76 with bacon at about 200 km (didn't notice him). He followed me to Surfers where I had pulled over to park. He came up along side with a big hand held sign... (WTF) got out and told me that he followed me past Sandspit and that I musta been going over 160Km as he was going at least that fast trying to catch up, and I was leaving him behind. (was doing that in third gear through the lights... Lol). He walked around my old GS1000, spotted my expired Queensland rego and pointed it out... I acted surprised and said I hadn't realised (Tuis). Then he moved in on my balding front tyre.. (Damn!.. I had to be a bit more convincing now). Then he asked for my License and I handed him my South Australian license only to hear him say "did you know that your license is expired?"... Well!.. My jaw dropped a foot in genuine horror (as I didn't know)... he looked at me, tilted his head a little and said.. "you are in a shitload of trouble son, but I don't think you deserve that, so I'm gonna let you off".
Couldn't believe it... I was going well over 200kmph and he let me off cause I would have been in too much trouble. Goes to show that they can step up a couple of rungs of the social ladder and have the occasional human moment.
Political correctness: a doctrine which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd from the clean end.
Fair weather rider
I’m doing a survey, can you ask the enemy sorry “Flat mate” what speed his “co workers” would top out at on an open road when they are in “Hot Pursuit”
Just interested
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LIVE IT TO THE MAX
Loud and Uncouth
Well I haven't managed to get to 300kph......yet
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Forum whore
We can always play a wee game of chaseys when i get a toy down souffff scummy
Just keep the sirens off k, dnt wanna wake the neighbours.
ZZZZZZZZZZ
Many years ago, I got pulled up for speeding in town by three officers at about 1.30am. My pillion and I dismounted and I took off my helmet. I talked to the female officer while another one was on the radio doing a rego check. After the check, the cop did a walk around my bike and I knew I was sunk. I didn’t take a rocket scientist to realize this guy had all my details and was going to see how honest I was. His first question to me was “what size is this bike”? I answered with “it’s a 750”. Then he asked “and what license do you have”? I replied “restricted”. He then proceeded to calmly lecture me about the infringements and said each one could add 6 months to my restricted (2 ˝ years total). He asked me where I lived and then told me I should take my bike home. His final words were “you have a good night”.
Usually honesty, not bullshit, is the best policy!
I hope a non-bullshit story is ok in this thread?
Tornado Alley
Damn... Our secrets out..... Ferris and Cruisin Craig - keep it quiet, we like tormenting the ones with shit attitude!!! Makes our day do faster...
Tornado Alley
Nah... just better than the usual crap... Still crap, just better, is all...He bought the ubllshit story, i rode away license and bank balance in tact...
It was a good day.
PS: FTP
FTP?? I don't want to know you have a fu#*ing tiny penis... See a doctor, or a hooker.... Unless it was one of those K Rd she men that made it go that way in the first place....
Yeah, the old Common Whore gets a bit rattly at them speeds....These new ones aren't as bad though...
ZZZZZZZZZZ
I've had my share of infringement notices (deserved) and I've been let off quite a few. In all my years I've only ever had one I didn't deserve, so I think overall I'm on the winning side.
To this day, I've never met a nasty cop, just cops doing their job.
Iiimbecile-baiting since 2007
Oh ... sorry. Was that not meant to be a joke?
Loud and Uncouth
And don't ya just cringe when their explanation starts with "we wuz JUST..."
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Forum whore
I always starts with a firendly smile and how hows your day mate? at which point thier reply/ look on face instantly tells you if you are fucked or not.
ie, ran late every day for a week, went flying over hill every morning doing 120 ish....
This particular morning i had to slow down dude to a truck... it pulled into a construction site and off i went, came over the rise of the hill at 94kph in a 50...
....followed by
Turns out they had had a call about me and an undercover was waiting at the bottom of the hill for me to come flying over.
I rode away that day with a ticket for i think 72kph? putting me on 95 demerits.
And a $600 fine for driving in a manner liable to cause damage.
Better than walking for 3 months...
Put it on my tab.
Word is me and my bike are on "the wall" at auckland central, apparently theres a wall with piccys of nawty boys.
Dunno how much truth there is to that though.
I know they take pictures of the boy racer cars at drags, from subaru foresters with tints etc etc.
Apparently they all get put on a wall but i dunno, sounds like the usual bullshit really.
salty dog
You will know for sure once you get a blindfold....
Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....
Salted Pork
Ubllshit aye??? The whole story sounds like Ubershit to me.He bought the ubllshit story, i rode away license and bank balance in tact...
It was a good day.
PS: FTP
Salted Pork
Followed by "Its booked in on Monday"...
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