I am a nervous wee soul

**Stirts** · 29th April 2008, 23:52

OK

I am now booked to sit my FULL and I am as nervous as a virgin taking it up the bumhole for the first time

I am sure a thread of this nature has been done many a time, do I apologise? NO

SO........I would like to know how have other KB members managed the nerves?

I know, deep down in the recesses of my tiny wee brain, that all is fine and dandy, but please humour me

**gijoe1313** · 29th April 2008, 23:56

Dear Stirts, remember back to that day when you were confronted with the spectre of that hill? And the step by step way you approached and conquered it?

The same applies now grasshopper, you must learn to let go of your feelings! Is it not the way of the force that I should happen along now at this juncture of time-space continuum?

Just go through all your drills, breath in and out, relax ....

You have already ridden many roads, travelled many miles, parked at places and reflected on your rides ... you have passed all tests before and you will pass this test now, you will also pass tests in the future.

You are one with your machine, you are one with yourself, you are all you need to succeed for you have already done what you have needed to do to always get what you have always got ...

May the force be with you and remember to always use lube before taking it that little step further ...

**Stirts** · 29th April 2008, 23:57

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

Dear Stirts, remember back to that day when you were confronted with the spectre of that hill? And the step by step way you approached and conquered it?

The same applies now grasshopper, you must learn to let go of your feelings!

Use the force Stirts? AND lube.....never forget lube

**HungusMaximist** · 30th April 2008, 07:14

Stirts, are you a young babe and hot looking?

**nodrog:Me** · 30th April 2008, 07:43

Originally Posted by HungusMaximist

Stirts, are you a young babe and hot looking?

yes, yes she is.

**gijoe1313** · 30th April 2008, 08:08

Originally Posted by nodrog

yes, yes she is.

I concur ... how do you like them apples ...

Meesa thinks nodrog will be defending Stirts honour at dawn with rolling stoppies at 250m!

Hungus, you need to find a hawt asian biker babe

Oh wait... dizzam, I be looking fer that too!

So what chew fiddy is Stirts going to use for the test?

**Colapop** · 30th April 2008, 08:22

Nodrog will share... no G not your bumhole!!

You'll be fine T. I seen you ride at Easter. If you can ride the roads that you did then and have no problems then you'll have no problems now. Nerves are good, they'll make sure you don't get cocky (not that you would.) Everything else you already know, so just follow the testers instructions and the road rules and you'll be fine.

**Morcs** · 30th April 2008, 15:41

If you need help with your nerves I can offer one to one councilling and physical treatment. You supply the lube though.

**nodrog:Me** · 1st May 2008, 09:25

i bet you $31000 you will pass!!

**MSTRS:Me** · 1st May 2008, 09:41

Originally Posted by nodrog

i bet you $31000 you will pass!!

Nothing like a little wager to increase the pressure, eh?
Stirts - you'll be fine. The one thing that seems to be a stumbling block for most on their full is the U-turn. Can you do them ok? The rest is a doddle.