GTA IV review

[xwhatsit]

Sadly for some they can't dfferentiate between the game and real life...

And are most disappointed (or dead) when things don't work out like they did on GTA....

I dunno, it's very cartoon-y. Comedic, even. I haven't played since GTA3, but it looks largely the same -- I remember pissing myself with laughter as I knocked over hordes of pedestrians in a stolen cop car, the silly reactions they had as they bounced into the air Vaguely reminiscent of watching Ren & Stimpy hurt themselves.

Of course, numpties who can't work out that a (fairly unrealistic) computer game isn't real shouldn't be watching action films, either, or allowed to read Tom Clancy...?

[Ixion]

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Of course, numpties who can't work out that a (fairly unrealistic) computer game isn't real shouldn't be watching action films, either, or allowed to read Tom Clancy...?

Or pTerry. Or the Bible.

[scumdog]

oh god here we go,how about you stay out of our gaming thread then mr nanny state

Where do 'we go'? to GTA

I'll intrude in the 'gaming thread if I want to so

And what's this 'our' gaming thread shit anyway?
Who owns it eh?

[Forest]

This definitely isn't a game for children. Here's some video from the uncensored version (put in a fake birth-date to view the video).

http://au.xbox360.ign.com/dor/object...=1f9u9b27toesj

"Fuck the shit out of it ... yeah, you nasty fucker"

[avgas]

Sadly for some they can't dfferentiate between the game and real life...
And are most disappointed (or dead) when things don't work out like they did on GTA....

Very true - now get back to reading "Commando" and imagining your in a war

[Lias]

This definitely isn't a game for children. Here's some video from the uncensored version (put in a fake birth-date to view the video).

http://au.xbox360.ign.com/dor/object...=1f9u9b27toesj

"Fuck the shit out of it ... yeah, you nasty fucker"

WTB uncensored copy..

[Dargor]

Wheres my PC version

Stupid consoles.

[ambler]

Wheres my PC version

Stupid consoles.

Yeah. iirc for San Andreas the PC version came out about 6 months after the ps/xbox versions. Hopefully the same will be true this time too

[xwhatsit]

WTB uncensored copy..

The Xbox version (PAL, too) is seeding on Pirate Bay as we speak.

Got HDD?

[-df-]

Get a copy from the states of ebay...$90 delivered...and not toned down...win win to me

[vifferman]

My score sofar 8/10

My score so far -23,572/10.
I groan every time a new game comes out, and the troglodytes in the basement crawl upstairs and take over the lounge (TV is bigger, and they can plug the PS3 into the receiver).

[chrisso]

Are there any cheats yet? -Max weapons, remove wanted levels etc

[Usarka]

i didn’t believe them when they said this was realistic – but it is! you can steal heaps of cars and stuff with no worries from the cops unless they actually see you doing it

[Maverick]

Are there any cheats yet? -Max weapons, remove wanted levels etc

yep, try www.segasages.com (ign) you key the numbers in your cell phone and dial them to activate.

[chrisso]

I dunno, it's very cartoon-y. Comedic, even. I haven't played since GTA3, but it looks largely the same -- I remember pissing myself with laughter as I knocked over hordes of pedestrians in a stolen cop car, the silly reactions they had as they bounced into the air Vaguely reminiscent of watching Ren & Stimpy hurt themselves.

Of course, numpties who can't work out that a (fairly unrealistic) computer game isn't real shouldn't be watching action films, either, or allowed to read Tom Clancy...?

I played GTA3 by putting all the cheats in and going on killing sprees ha ha. My record was 1420 people. Had all weapons, sniper rifle, molotovs, bazooka, Tank ( indestructable) 10,000 rounds ammo--- when cops pull up put in ''remove wanted level'' cheat and they piss off.''Nothing to see here'' -and theres a pile of bodies all around.
Its got to be good for your Mental health eh...