Which was worse? Biker Boyz or Torque?

[Ryan432]

Torque was so shit, it was good.

I think that you are actually right it was almost theraputic(sp?) to watch it and go, holy F**k how did they get away with making this??

[mark247]

Both were shit. I cant remember what one was which, but the one where htey had the drag race down the gravel track at the end after they met up in the paddock was unbelieveably fucking shit

[Ryan432]

I notice that on this bike forum the general consensus is that they are both pretty shitass, but i notice from people who aren't really into bikes there seems less of a negative vibe, and i get friends that say wow motorbikes are fukin intense after watching it, and then I have to say they are but not in that way u dumbass!

[musicman]

Both were shit. I cant remember what one was which, but the one where htey had the drag race down the gravel track at the end after they met up in the paddock was unbelieveably fucking shit

That was Biker Boyz.

Torque was better than Biker Boyz because when I watched Torque I though "cool!" but when I watched Biker Boyz I just kept waiting for it to get better (or end).

[blue eyed savage]

both were bad Torque was the worst! the Y2K bike bit in the movie bugs the crap out of me

[Mental Trousers]

While both were phenominally shit, Torque had Jaime Presley and Monet Mazur in it so Biker Boyz had to be worse.

[RDJ]

I would like to support the faction that is of the view that these movies were so bad they were good. I would like to support that faction, but I cannot...

'Torque' especially achieved quite effortlessly the sublime state of badness that almost makes it worthwhile to watch with awed fascination for the WTF moments... (I could make a more convincing argument though if they'd left the last 5 minutes on the cutting room floor).

OT: Jaime Pressly's costume gentlemen - I submit that it was only surpassed by that worn by Ornella Muti in 'Flash Gordon'.

'Biker Boyz' however was so bad that it went out the other side of so bad it's good to being so bad that it's beyond being so bad that it's good because it really is that bad... if you see what I mean.

[ital916]

Torque has that hot blonde lady, who was real sexy, and psycho goth lady who is sexy in an "i'll kill you" way...so torque whilst being so shit that i would rather just film myself projectile vomiting and then watch it on repeat, it had that high point. Biker boyz...well i just gave up at the title. Most car movies are crap although a few gems do come along like talladega nights (comedy) or days of thunder with robert duvall and tom cruise and nicole kidman...fucking A days of thunder is a awesome movie....watch it!

[_intense_]

havent seen bikerthingy... but i did enjoy the three bike ride around the twisties at the begining of torque. wee grin. then i saw the rest....

[Brett]

Biker Boyz was utter crap. Torque was at least amuzing. It had a storyline (ok, so it was as bad as the fast and the furious...) which was entertaining and some of the stunts were legit. I just wish the wheelie between the cars at the beginning was legit! I mean, come on. Wheelie through two cars at 170mph. It may be an aprilia, but somehoe I doubt it would lift that easily at that speed. Feel free to correct me though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aajtc...eature=related

[Gubb]

I'm gonna hire them and watch them both back-to-back.

Anyone else a glutton for punishment?

[Ryan432]

I'm gonna hire them and watch them both back-to-back.

Anyone else a glutton for punishment?

LOL make sure you get out On Any Sunday to watch afterwards to make youself feel better!! BDW if you havn't seen on any sunday its a quality documentary type thingy from the 70's with Steve McQueen in it. Their speedway racing protection back then was to wear a longsleeve shirt!! :LOL:

[skidMark]

EDIT: wrong thread....wtf lol ...i havnt seen tourque yet... lol