"Where's the Bear?"

[homer]

Who said "beer"?

Yep i was thinking an on purpose spelling mistake

[homer]

I've got his cousin living at my place.Another bludger he is too.
Now that you've started this does it make him a Thread Bear?

so its deffinately a "thready bear then "?

[yod]

Okay, I know this is a bit silly, but what the hell.
Theres been a soft toy "Biker Bear" that has been hanging out at my various abodes for at least 10yrs.
It hasn't paid a single dollar towards rent/power/booze etc all this time, so it's getting the boot out into the real world.
Trouble is, it will need a few mates along the way who will help educate it.
It's final trip with me will be to the Cold Duck this weekend, where hopefully it will be handed to another KBer, who will pass it on to another KBer on another ride, etc etc.

Only conditions are:
You post pics of the bear on it's various travels.
That you will be it's guardian for the period of time it's with you.
You only pass it on to a fellow KBer, (within a two week period if possible, so this thread has new pics often).

It's name is "Bear"
All forms of bikes and bike related events are encouraged. (motocross, drags, rallies, sidecars etc)
Let the adventure begin.

when the garage isn't empty, i'll be glad to take him touring.....

[yod]

Here's his Grand dad "Biker Ted". Done a fare few kms now.

bare bonez aye....

[madbikeboy]

Does it have to be in NZ, I'm headed up to Norway, France, Spain, Italy in a few months...

[martybabe]

Does it have to be in NZ, I'm headed up to Norway, France, Spain, Italy in a few months...

Lucky b'stard. You don't deserve the gay bear.

[madbikeboy]

Lucky b'stard. You don't deserve the gay bear.

I've been saving forever. It's the life less ordinary.

[martybabe]

I've been saving forever. It's the life less ordinary.

I know, just jealous mate.Have a farking great time.

Not sure about Norway, it's like invercargill in winter with all the fridge doors left open.

[Stirts]

Twas light brown, but sun n surf has him a bit faded.

Sun n surf ..... pffft lies all lies, that poor bear is NAKED!
See see me found prooof they pink underneath

Winter is coming and if this poor wee fella is touring around NZ on bikes, he is going to get very cold Come on guys you all know about shrinkage, think of the bear!

[tri boy]

Does it have to be in NZ, I'm headed up to Norway, France, Spain, Italy in a few months...

Thats the way.
A jet setting KB bear.

[madbikeboy]

I know, just jealous mate.Have a farking great time.

Not sure about Norway, it's like invercargill in winter with all the fridge doors left open.

MMMmmmm, Norwegian blonde women...

[martybabe]

MMMmmmm, Norwegian blonde women...

indeed but only indoors. a piccy of the bear in the northen lights would be cool.... a naked blonde norwegian woman on a snowmoblile holding the bear in the northen lights...a bare bear holding a norwegian woman with blonde northen highlights...a bare

[madbikeboy]

indeed but only indoors. a piccy of the bear in the northen lights would be cool.... a naked blonde norwegian woman on a snowmoblile holding the bear in the northen lights...a bare bear holding a norwegian woman with blonde northen highlights...a bare

I'll be going up in their summer, which is good, because bears are awake during summer. Downside is that there is less snow during summer, and less snowmobiles. I'll see what I can do for you though, shouldn't be that hard to find a hottie to pose nude...

I saw bears last (American) summer. They're bigger than they look on telly. Apparently, if accidentally run into a bear in the woods while mtb'ing or walking, the best course of action is to throw shit at them - they don't like the smell, so they leave you alone.

If you're wondering where the shit comes from, relax, if you come across a bear in the woods, nature will provide for you

[martybabe]

I'll be going up in their summer, which is good, because bears are awake during summer. Downside is that there is less snow during summer, and less snowmobiles. I'll see what I can do for you though, shouldn't be that hard to find a hottie to pose nude...

I saw bears last (American) summer. They're bigger than they look on telly. Apparently, if accidentally run into a bear in the woods while mtb'ing or walking, the best course of action is to throw shit at them - they don't like the smell, so they leave you alone.

If you're wondering where the shit comes from, relax, if you come across a bear in the woods, nature will provide for you

Ah you win, take the Bear and get some great pix but don't throw any shit at it,

[yod]

Sun n surf ..... pffft lies all lies, that poor bear is NAKED!
See see me found prooof they pink underneath

Winter is coming and if this poor wee fella is touring around NZ on bikes, he is going to get very cold Come on guys you all know about shrinkage, think of the bear!

shrinkage.....