Ew!!! I really hate that bike!!!

[avgas]

goldwings have there purposes, if i was doing a big tour around somewhere two up they would be good. I mean some of the goldwings i have seen have done HUGE milage, and still look great

But if its a bike, its gotta be good(apart from that gay r6 that the other banana man rides, those are just bad dc:<)

HOw about boat achour?
Gimmie a BMW or a triumph over a boldwing anyday.
Theyre big, slow, air-con?, stereo? why not just buy a cage, its safer and comfier

[avgas]

Have you riden one? Get over it! Btw They're "Made in America". Could this be the reason for your deep seated hatred (pun intended)

yes and oh my god it was bad, scooters are more fun.
in fact walking is more fun.
Theyre actually very scary to ride, as the one i rode didnt have abs like the bmw i rode, gimmie a munch mammut to one anyday

[Coyote]

Theyre big, slow, air-con?, stereo? why not just buy a cage, its safer and comfier

Air con? What the hell do you need aircon for? Just stick your head above the windscreen

[onearmedbandit]

And perhaps your just a KNOB END.


Nah - no "perhaps" about it.

And I don't need to rely on having some big penis extension and showing off to people like you do, in order to have self esteem and self worth. I don't need to show off what I own and what I can do to feel good about myself or to get respect.

Ooooh, touchhhy. You put a in your post, as a wind-up to what you wrote, almost asking from a response. But when you get one you don't like, well wooo hooo!

[Yokai]

I really hate Terence Trent D'Arby's HD .... UGH! What was with the pastel colours!

Also Hate any bike that throws my mates... All of those should be shot... Only bikes that protect KBers and my mates should be allowed

Oh - and Aff-man's bike - cos its green as well!

[WINJA]

..............Why?

JESUS WHERE SHOULD I START. SHOULD WE START WITH THE BLACK BIRD. ITS SO SLOW CONSIDERING HONDA CALLED IT THE FASTEST BIKE IN THE WORLD AND WHEN WE TOOK ONE OUT AND TESTED IT THE OLD ZZR1100 WE HAD ALONG KILLED IT AND THE ZX9 SMOKED IT.THE BLACK BIRD ALSO HAD POOR GROUND CLEARANCE THE BLACKBIRD IS A GIRLS BUSA . THE BLADE IS SO SLOW COMPARED TO ALL OTHER BIKES IN ITS CLASS ITS JUST NOT FUNNY AT THE MASTER BIKE SHOOT OUT IT WAS SLOWER THAN THE GSXR750 AND THE GSXR1000 TOOK A BIG DUMP ON IT AND THE K5 THOU IS NOT EVEN HERE YET HONDA HASNT CAUGHT UP TO SUZUKIS OLD MODELS YET AND THE NEW ONES ARE OUT SOON.AND NOW WE GET TO BLUE WING HONDA DO THEY KEEP ANY SPARES FOR ANY LATE MODEL BIKES IF THEY DO ITS FUCK ALL.HONDAS TECHNICAL DEPARTMENT IS FULL OF IDIOTS, A BLIND ATHRITIC CHIMP WITH A STICK COULD FIX A BIKE BETTER THAN THEM. THERE 98 BLADE WAS A HUNK OF SHIT SUZUKIS 96 GSXR750T IS MUCH FASTER HANDLES AND STOPS BETTER AND OVERALL IS A FAR SUPERIOR BIKE,THE ZX9C1 IS FASTER 2 UP THAN THE 98 BLADE IS 1 UP, AND THE ZX9 ALSO HAD A TANK BAG ON BOARD.HONDAS MOTTO SHOULD BE "FINDING SOLUTIONS TO PROBLEMS THAT DONT EXIST"

[Skunk]

JESUS WHERE SHOULD I START. SHOULD WE START WITH THE BLACK BIRD. ITS SO SLOW CONSIDERING HONDA CALLED IT THE FASTEST BIKE IN THE WORLD AND WHEN WE TOOK ONE OUT AND TESTED IT THE OLD ZZR1100 WE HAD ALONG KILLED IT AND THE ZX9 SMOKED IT.THE BLACK BIRD ALSO HAD POOR GROUND CLEARANCE THE BLACKBIRD IS A GIRLS BUSA . THE BLADE IS SO SLOW COMPARED TO ALL OTHER BIKES IN ITS CLASS ITS JUST NOT FUNNY AT THE MASTER BIKE SHOOT OUT IT WAS SLOWER THAN THE GSXR750 AND THE GSXR1000 TOOK A BIG DUMP ON IT AND THE K5 THOU IS NOT EVEN HERE YET HONDA HASNT CAUGHT UP TO SUZUKIS OLD MODELS YET AND THE NEW ONES ARE OUT SOON.AND NOW WE GET TO BLUE WING HONDA DO THEY KEEP ANY SPARES FOR ANY LATE MODEL BIKES IF THEY DO ITS FUCK ALL.HONDAS TECHNICAL DEPARTMENT IS FULL OF IDIOTS, A BLIND ATHRITIC CHIMP WITH A STICK COULD FIX A BIKE BETTER THAN THEM. THERE 98 BLADE WAS A HUNK OF SHIT SUZUKIS 96 GSXR750T IS MUCH FASTER HANDLES AND STOPS BETTER AND OVERALL IS A FAR SUPERIOR BIKE,THE ZX9C1 IS FASTER 2 UP THAN THE 98 BLADE IS 1 UP, AND THE ZX9 ALSO HAD A TANK BAG ON BOARD.HONDAS MOTTO SHOULD BE "FINDING SOLUTIONS TO PROBLEMS THAT DONT EXIST"

Can't read that. Too many capitals.

[onearmedbandit]

But other than that WINJA, Honda's are alright in your book??!!

(J/K)!

[WINJA]

But other than that WINJA, Honda's are alright in your book??!!

(J/K)!

GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR HONDA DAMN STINKEN HONDA SHIT . OK CALMING DOWN COUNTING TO TEN AND NINE AND TEN NOPE

[Jase W]

Goddammit man! stop using so many capitals! I had to re-read every word in that post - thats how hard it is to read something thats entirely in capitals!

[WINJA]

Goddammit man! stop using so many capitals! I had to re-read every word in that post - thats how hard it is to read something thats entirely in capitals!

SO READ ANOTHER POST. IM NOT FORCING YOU TO READ WHAT I WRITE

[Jase W]

If that applies to any that has a problem with it then i'd imagine that most of the board wont be reading your posts as i'm sure many others have the same problem with your posts. If you want to discuss stuff on this board then it pays to have some netiquette otherwise you wont get very far. IMO.

[FzerozeroT]

liftback, isn't it also proper 'netiquette' to respect the more senior members of a forum? Also i'm is a contraction of "I am" therefore should be I'm, same applies to I'd, an exclamation mark follows the rules of a full stop so any following sentance should start with a capital letter.

(I'm just in a pissy mood. :P)

[FzerozeroT]

oops, my baD,you are more SeNiOr by 3 DAYS. but i'M more seenier by 8 MONTHS. so !!!respect maah authoritahh!!

[FzerozeroT]

and I'm whoring now but i think that the goldwing is cool cause it has evolved from what it was at first,
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Robb Report "MotorCycling":

The Goldwing was concieved as a muscle or performance bike, in 1975 the GL1000 had impressive accelleration and braking, but with a smooth ride punters used it for long distance riding, in 1980 honda bowed to pressure and released the GL1100 'Interstate'.
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I think it is one of the few bikes that has gone against the whole "we'll tell you what you want" along with the Kwaka 636