Sigh... again.

[Marmoot]

EGG!

The protein in egg white can damage paint very heavily if left for a reasonable time. Preferably baked under scorching sun.

Better yet.....rotten egg! especially if you can get a clear shot at the occupants.

But be wary, if that causes an accident then you will be liable for it.....

[Ms Piggy]

Don't get angry - it's never worth it.

Do the Cie La Vie thing mentally and then move on. There may be another idiot just behind him wanting to do the same thing.

Dancing Chook Man is right. It just gets you stressed out more yourself. Who needs more stress - not me. I just shake my head and breeeeeeeeeeeath.

Mr H is right too - there are a lot of VERY stressed people out there...I seem to speaking to a lot of them today!

[Jamezo]

How about a paintball gun so that you can "tailpaint" wankers in cages who offend you? You could strap one to each side of the bike like a WWI fighter.

And the Baron cried out: "Merry Christmas, my friend!"

AEG automatic BB guns, that's what you want, use the metal coated BBs, they will make impressive dents in the bodywork. I've always dreamed of rigging that up in a cage.

[vifferman]

How about a paintball gun so that you can "tailpaint" wankers in cages who offend you? You could strap one to each side of the bike like a WWI fighter.

And the Baron cried out: "Merry Christmas, my friend!"

Yeah! Yeah!!
And you could fill the paintballs with commercial paint stripper, or nitroglycerine, or blood or summat!

But I don't have a red bike any more...

[Ghost Lemur]

My vote goes with the paint stripper filled paintball gun.

The Buddhists believe you should that someone when they attack you, as without that attack you wouldn't have had the oportunity to learn tolerance. On the vindictive side, being nice always fucks assholes off more than anything else.

[vifferman]

The Buddhists believe you should that someone when they attack you, as without that attack you wouldn't have had the oportunity to learn tolerance. On the vindictive side, being nice always fucks assholes off more than anything else.

In that case, the paintballs should be filled with icecream or chocolate? :spudwhat:

[Cajun]

How about a paintball gun so that you can "tailpaint" wankers in cages who offend you? You could strap one to each side of the bike like a WWI fighter.

And the Baron cried out: "Merry Christmas, my friend!"

I like the sound of that, have them sitting in the ram air ducts, sealth style, mmmm something to look at over xmas me thinks

[aff-man]

yeh yeh the paintballs. Then the rest of us will know who to avoid. And we can then ride around spotting all the cars with paint on the back fender and steal the tyre pin thingys

[Motu]

Last week my daughter's courier car had a new right front guard fitted,someone lane changed on her.Tonight I see the left front guard dented - sitting in the right turn lane some guy turned into her car - ''didn't you see my indicator?'' duh,like she was stopped???

Then I had to refit the driver's mirror - she parked in a public park for a delivery,when some guy came up screaming abuse at her - she had ''stolen'' his car park.He kicked in her door and ripped the mirror off.Some people are getting stressed out in the city....I hope she can hang in for half a day more....she's off to Melbourne Xmas Eve.

So what chance has a bike got eh,if they treat other cars like that,a bike doesn't even show on their radar.

[Marmoot]

So what chance has a bike got eh,if they treat other cars like that,a bike doesn't even show on their radar.

In the gulf war, a stealth fighter has more chance of surviving than a conventional fighter plane.....
Maybe it is not so bad moving under the radar?

[scumdog]

Last week my daughter's courier car had a new right front guard fitted,someone lane changed on her.Tonight I see the left front guard dented - sitting in the right turn lane some guy turned into her car - ''didn't you see my indicator?'' duh,like she was stopped???

Then I had to refit the driver's mirror - she parked in a public park for a delivery,when some guy came up screaming abuse at her - she had ''stolen'' his car park.He kicked in her door and ripped the mirror off.Some people are getting stressed out in the city....I hope she can hang in for half a day more....she's off to Melbourne Xmas Eve.

So what chance has a bike got eh,if they treat other cars like that,a bike doesn't even show on their radar.

And all this from people we presume are sober! imagine what the drunks are like