Everybody is tryin to kill me!

[Evo1132]

I just about got hit twice in the same round about yesterday, a car thought that they would just pull ova on top of me in the next lane, tonight, will they finally get me tomorrow?
I use to take the wee Ninja to work everyday, and since I got the R1, I have been doin the same, I assumed that people might actually see me abit betta, seein as I was big and red now instead of small and black, huh, not fuckin likely. I hate how they turn a perfectly good 20 min ride, mostly on the open road, into watchin wot every other mutha fuckka is doin.
Alot of people on kiwibiker seem to hav a "bitch", so there's my bitch!

[Bren]

i'm not tryin to kill ya!

[gijoe1313]

Curses! Foiled again! I was aiming for you, but your preternatural reflexes prevented me from gaining 10pts for hitting a motorcyclist! Double if I reverse over them!

I shall plan anew.... nyuk haaa haa!

[Blossom]

Perhaps you are wearing a jacket with a target on it? Gotta watch those high vis vests ya know....


Seriously they proberly are trying to kill you.

[Katman]

I hate how they turn a perfectly good 20 min ride, mostly on the open road, into watchin wot every other mutha fuckka is doin.

So let me get this straight - you hate doing something that increases your chances of getting to your destination in one piece?

[Big Dave]

I can sympathise - i had 'let's change lanes on dave day' today.

at least three times today someone tried to occupy my space.

wouldn't have made any difference what I was on or wearing, they just didn't look.

fortunately I was - all you can do is be vigilant and dodge the morons.

[glice]

Its a part of life when you ride a bike. just ride as if everyone is trying to kill you.

[munterk6]

Trust NOBODY!!!!!! They are nowhere near as aware of bikes as we are.

[martybabe]

Its a part of life when you ride a bike. just ride as if everyone is trying to kill you.

True true but just say you let your guard down for a nanosecond cause your human, wouldn't it be nice when you snapped back into focus to find someone actually waiting for ya at a give way line or holding back on that u turn cause he's seen you in his blind spot.

Stupid dream I know, a universal sharing of the responsibility for road safety amongst all road users. Till that utopic day arrives look after yourselves my lovelies ,cause they sure as hell will kill ya given half a chance.

[Skunk]

So let me get this straight - you hate doing something that increases your chances of getting to your destination in one piece?

No you wally - read it again. He doesn't say that. He's saying he hates the fact that it in necessary to watch what everyone else is doing.

[Katman]

No you wally - read it again. He doesn't say that. He's saying he hates the fact that it in necessary to watch what everyone else is doing.

So fucking what. It's necessary - get over it.

[pocketcracker]

riding down throw spagetti junction today in my lane , next thing a bonnet comes right across infront of me , natrual reaction i lean out and kicked the car as it was gonna well push me out of me lane and into the inner lane and smash !

it was a fricken cop , the holden ute that normally sits at the botom of the harbour bridge on the southern side ,

i kicked out and caryed on with sum visual shakes of my head and a what the fuck you doing ya egg ! YEA EGG .. lame i know but first thing outta my mouth !

he past on the inside of me along the over bridge beside victoria market and i tuckedin behind him to follow and have it out with him , he stopped normal spot a the bridge , fuck i was wild ,

his excuse , he got sun flash and diden't see me only realised i was there due to the bang as he thought he hit another car ! ,,
GRRRRRR !

Ps. ride to the conditions and when they change INCREASE ya speed !

ride under the pretence if sum 1 can get in ya way they will !

[Evo1132]

Cheers mate, but "he" is a "she", hehe

[glice]

True true but just say you let your guard down for a nanosecond cause your human, wouldn't it be nice when you snapped back into focus to find someone actually waiting for ya at a give way line or holding back on that u turn cause he's seen you in his blind spot.

Stupid dream I know, a universal sharing of the responsibility for road safety amongst all road users. Till that utopic day arrives look after yourselves my lovelies ,cause they sure as hell will kill ya given half a chance.

thats a wonderfull dream and I too hope it comes true, but I doubt it.

thats pretty funny pocket, yould have given him a ticket

[Katman]

No you wally - read it again. He doesn't say that. He's saying he hates the fact that it in necessary to watch what everyone else is doing.

And besides, even if there are no other "mutha fuckkas"(sic) around to watch there's plenty of other things to be watching out for. Or would you just like to ride in your own little dreamworld?