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    WTF is it with cagers and anal sex?

    [rant] I've had big 4WDs up my arse for the past few days >_<
    "objects may be closer than they appear" for mirrors right? well it looked pretty close in the mirror hate to think how close it actually was..

    even when going the same speed as the traffic they like to sit right up there.

    GIVE ME SOME SPACE.. it scares me

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    Dont worry I have been tailgated by cops and when I complained about it their boss could see nothing wrong with it........ you see they weren't speeding.

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    Carry a handful of small nuts and bolts (for "spares"). Accidentally drop them on the road when tailgaters get too close... (don't be too obvious about how you accidentally drop them)
    it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
    those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
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    You do realise they just simply don't see you (despite being right in front of them)...
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    I'd hate to ever have to admit that my arse had been owned by a Princess.

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    You should write newspaper headlines.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reido View Post
    I've had big 4WDs up my arse for the past few days...
    Possibly too much information...
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    If you ride in such a way as to be right in front of the driver of the vehicle behind you, they usualy fall a bit back.....works for me
    If that fails, pass a few cars untill you have somebody behind you who respects your "space" behind you....
    Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....

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    whats wrong with anal sex anyway?
    I call it like I see it. Don't take it personally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nonbeliever View Post
    whats wrong with anal sex anyway?
    You must have been a popular inmate.......
    Opinions are like arseholes: Everybody has got one, but that doesn't mean you got to air it in public all the time....

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    I thought it was the other way around 'Objects in the rear-view mirror may appear close than they are' - and it's an ok song as well, provided you can stomach Meatloaf.

    Ride faster, swerve or send Grub a PM about this and he'll give you a clever tactic to get them to back off.
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    Now i can upset you all........HOW does a 4 wheel drive stay behind you when in traffic you go between the rows of slow cages and get to the front of the traffic light grand prix!!!.............Go take a short holiday in London with a bike {and preferably do a bit of dispatch riding}............YOU WILL LEARN..........

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    I find an appropriately placed bit of making my brake light come on wildly makes em back off no matter what they drive. A carefully placed boot to the drivers door should not go astray either.
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    hoo gives a shit ? just split them off.. next ! Why any biker would sit back like a good girl and let someone follow them is beyond me. GO!! Find a gap ! Chop it down a gear and get outa there! Try it - you'll like !

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    looks like plod is making a start

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/4551366a11.html

    could be good revenue in this, so it is likely to continue?
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    Right, all jokes aside, there are a couple of things you can do. If you can, give the bike a bit of gas and leave the suckers behind to Liberace some body else... There I go now!

    Second thing you can do is weave all over the lane like you are on a warm up lap for the MotoGP. Achieved by throwing in some big countersteering inputs to he bars.
    The cagers think you are about to bin, and stay away for a very long time after that.

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