Jessica, because after watching heroes i thought the name suited a schizophrenic.
Jessica, because after watching heroes i thought the name suited a schizophrenic.
Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.
My Hornet doesn't really have a set name, Horny sometimes, other times she's my Precious.
My AX100 bucket is Pamela (cause anyone can have a ride... slut!)
My new bucket is Rangi da Munta... cause the name just suits him!
I think names are gay.
It has to be something that is recognisable - just like a persons name.
so what happens if you ring up a random bike shop, and ask them for a whatsitpart for Dorothy? theyll be like WTF.
I keep it simple. TL & DR. every cunt knows what im referring to with those names.
Good point LOL
But when I ring the shop and ask when the black bitch will be ready they know which bike it is!
...it is better to live 1 day as a Tiger than 1000 years as a sheep...
I have a Ducati. but it is a small and dainty Ducati so "Duke" doesn't really cut the mustard so I refer to my bike as "The Duchess".
Besides - I wouldn't want to ride a bloke would I?![]()
In space, no one can smell your fart.
When I only had one bike its was just called 'The Bike'.
But now I have two its 'Tigger' for the Triumph and and 'The Puddlejumper' for the KLR,
Experience......something you get just after you needed it
Nedyumph...Cos' I am NEDWN III and it seems fitting that we are.... connected?
I come from a long line of NEDWN's....The NEDWN's date back to the Crusades, surely everyone has heard of Prince NEDWN? he was the first NEDWN to get his knee down while fighting the Scots in the battle fields of Northern England...yes he fell over cos his horse got arrowed in the head, but he was the first!...
K3 .
my bike's so loud it wouldn't hear me even if I had a name for it
see - i'd have to have two names, one for the bike and its loud twin-into-muffler sound, then have another pet-name for the chiang chaing clutch rattle![]()
Mine is called Ruby.
Mstrs rides "The Wanton Hussy"...
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
June after my late mother![]()
Oh bugger
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