Want to know how to travel on your bike in the rain without getting wet? Its easy!

[Muppet]

Just break down on the motorway on the way home from your very first day at your new job and hope that some random guy in a white van stops to pick you up. To make things even more interesting make sure said guy does not have any tie-downs. This way you'll need to sit on your bike while its in the back of the moving van. The trick is to do this just before the rain starts getting heavy as you'll stay drier.
TIP - DO NOT start making motorcycle noises while doing this as the stranger that picked you up may think you are mental.

That's flipin hilarious! Reminds me of when I ran in the City to Surf many moons ago (jeez I'm old). Got to QE2 and couldn't get a bus back to my car in town, so I hitched a ride with a guy dressed in a gorilla suit, in a cage, on the back of a homemade trailer! If I got stopped by the fuzz I was going to start off with "You won't believe this but a funny thing happened to me on the way to QE2....."

[Matt_TG]

... my rampant pussy early this morning...

I don't believe that hasn't been commented on!! I see it's been tagged though lol. I guess it's not a dog-tag

[crazefox]

fuck you dont have much luck do ya

[Usarka]

Lucky you are a hot chick, i sat on the side of the motorway for hours after me riding buddy thought "i was slowing down to take it easy".

even my mate drove past without stopping...