WTF

[scumdog]

C.B. just handed me a nip (extra large) of Highland Park 12 year old whisky from Orkney Islands, eat you hearts out ya losers, I got the best of drinks and THE best woman out of all of you.!!

[NC]

Sheeesh, get it right
A boy named sue

Whoa, I can't get anything right today...Sorry
Best I toodle off and find something better to do.

[Mongoose]

Whoa, I can't get anything right today...Sorry
Best I toodle off and find something better to do.

Awwww, never figured you to be one that scares easy!!

[dangerous]

C.B. just handed me a nip (extra large) of Highland Park 12 year old whisky from Orkney Islands, eat you hearts out ya losers, I got the best of drinks and THE best woman out of all of you.!!

ohhhhh..... nice man, the most northen parts of Scotland
Highland Park...... called the greatest all rounder in the world in single malt whisky. Pale gold in colour Highland Park has a full mature aroma of peat smoke and oak with a long dry finish....... can ya tast it Scumy can ya???

[Jackrat]

ohhhhh.... no, I really dident want to get into bourbon.... its not really whisky ya know just like that sour mash Daniels shit.......woodstock is crap my friend but then we only mix it I guess.
Ya want to try (straight up) Bookers with its natural proof of 121 and 127 (thats forking high when Glenfarclas 105 proof is 60%) or theres Knob Creek, Bakers and Haydens... so be a brave man and find a bottle.... hell I havent even tried that shit yet

To late now huh.
Woodstock,,yeah it's shit.
Jim Beam,,,,good marketing,but very mild smooth bourbon.
Booker Noe,,JB with a different label.
Jack Daniels,,,Don't know WTF it is,but it ain't Bourbon.
Wild Turkey,not bad but not as good as they reckon.
Four Roses,This shit takes the lining off the back of ya' throat,I love it an because it ain't popular with the lolly water crowd it's cheap.
Suntory whiskys,hard to put a finger on it but somethings missing,
Don't drink much whisky but love Bourbon.I keep it in the fridge an drink it straight.

[dangerous]

Scumdog........ you do know the correct way to smell a whisky dont ya?
well if not then dab a bit onto ya under side of rist (like ya women does with perfume) ok let the alc vaperate then you are left with the nose (smell) like I listed above.

right now bugger ya I'm gona have.... let me see.......... help me out theres to much to chose from LOL

[Mongoose]

ohhhhh..... nice man, the most northen parts of Scotland
Highland Park...... called the greatest all rounder in the world in single malt whisky. Pale gold in colour Highland Park has a full mature aroma of peat smoke and oak with a long dry finish....... can ya tast it Scumy can ya???

Dunno aboot Scumdog, but hell aifter reading whit you wrote, I can ken the taste fer here

[dangerous]

To late now huh.
Woodstock,,yeah it's shit.
Jim Beam,,,,good marketing,but very mild smooth bourbon.
Booker Noe,,JB with a different label.
Jack Daniels,,,Don't know WTF it is,but it ain't Bourbon.
Wild Turkey,not bad but not as good as they reckon.
Four Roses,This shit takes the lining off the back of ya' throat,I love it an because it ain't popular with the lolly water crowd it's cheap.
Suntory whiskys,hard to put a finger on it but somethings missing,
Don't drink much whisky but love Bourbon.I keep it in the fridge an drink it straight.

weee heee, ma man, so did ya know that Booker Noe is the grandson of Jim Beam himself and that Jim Beam was Bakers great uncle? (Bakers Bourbon)

[scumdog]

Scumdog........ you do know the corect way to smell a whisky dont ya?
well if not then dab a bit onto ya under side of rist (like ya women does with perfume) ok let the alc vaperate then you are left with the nose (smell) like I listed above.

right now bugger ya I'm gona have.... let me see.......... help me out theres to much to chose from LOL

Yeah, C.B. said you have to wait at least 60 seconds ( and she doesn't drink the stuff).
About to try a Glenfiddich next.

[Sensei]

Hey ScumDog you should try some Port Of Taranaki fortifyed Boysenberry's
it's wicked as SENSEI :sly:

[dangerous]

Hey ScumDog you should try some Port Of Taranaki fortifyed Boysenberry's
it's wicked as SENSEI :sly:

LMFAO....... what the fuk are you on, silly me Boysenberry's

[dangerous]

Yeah, C.B. said you have to wait at least 60 seconds ( and she doesn't drink the stuff).
About to try a Glenfiddich next.

What age Glenfiddich? cos 10yr is a bit rough... 12 not bad and 18yr old sweeeeeeeeeet as (same as the portwood finish)

Oi... yeah dont forget to have a glass of water between tastings.

Whisky --->

[Mongoose]

What age Glenfiddich? cos 10yr is a bit rough... 12 not bad and 18yr old sweeeeeeeeeet as (same as the portwood finish)

Oi... yeah dont forget to have a glass of water between tastings.

Whisky --->

Tastings??? He is WAAAAYYYY past tastings man, might as well swop to the cheap stuff now

[scumdog]

What age Glenfiddich? cos 10yr is a bit rough... 12 not bad and 18yr old sweeeeeeeeeet as (same as the portwood finish)

Oi... yeah dont forget to have a glass of water between tastings.

Whisky --->

Dunno, it's Special Reserve first distilled 1887, it's a single malt - needless to say.

[dangerous]

Dunno, it's Special Reserve first distilled 1887, it's a single malt - needless to say.

that would be 12yrs in a oak barrel................ did you know that Blue lable Jonny Walker is 50 years in a barrel then a couple of years in a bottle.... yummy