Sex and motorcycling riding

[CookMySock]

Most offers/swaps considered.

a/s/l ? LOL

DB

[monkeymsea]

So it was you that posted that your first ride was like losing your virginity ... have you done your competency test yet?

Just got all my gear from botany honda...
going to book it in at the Auckland motorcycle club on Thursday night next week, then sit the test on Friday following it lol... then go for a loong ride to all my mates houses!

[mister.koz]

Just a suggestion, try using one of the bikes they have for the competency test. I tried getting my zxr around the cones and i couldn't do it without lighting up the back wheel, also couldn't do the slow ride overly well because the zxr is real jumpy down low.

When i did my test, the guy supplied (for a cost) gn125's and they are really soft through the gears and have a much tighter turning angle, it was a complete breeze doing it!

[alanzs]

Just a suggestion, try using one of the bikes they have for the competency test. I tried getting my zxr around the cones and i couldn't do it without lighting up the back wheel, also couldn't do the slow ride overly well because the zxr is real jumpy down low.

When I did my test, the guy supplied (for a cost) gn125's and they are really soft through the gears and have a much tighter turning angle, it was a complete breeze doing it!

I used to fail the written tests. I'd end up debating the questions. My favorite was:
When approaching a railroad crossing, you should approach the railroad track at:
(a) a 90 degree angle,
(b) a 45 degree angle,
(c) stop and look both ways.

They'd end up giving me the test verbally and literally, the guy would nod for a yes or no answer. Aaaahhh, those were the days (1977)...
The scratch off test here was pretty simple....

[karla]

You can objectify your bike.

(But I wouldn't try it with your g/friend, or at measured risk only!)

--
News of the Weird reported on "objectophilia" in June 2007,
based on a prominent German sexologist's belief that people can
develop romantic-type relationships with inanimate objects
(beyond mere fetishists, who derive only short-term arousal from
items like shoes or underwear). In May 2008, Britain's Channel
Five produced a documentary with on-camera interviews with
several such "mechaphiles," including a 57-year-old American
from Washington state who claims his "girlfriend" is a white
Volkswagen Beetle (but who said he has had "sex" with 1,000
cars) and a 54-year-old woman in Sweden who claims she has been
"married" to the Berlin Wall since 1979. [Daily Telegraph
(London), 5-21-08, 5-27-08]

[n0regret5]

so..i'm not the only guy to ever get his bike pregnant? thank christ.

gonna be some odd-looking loud kids with an attitude problem and funny rear suspension though...

[alanzs]

so..i'm not the only guy to ever get his bike pregnant? thank christ.

I feel so relieved that others are talking about this as well. I always felt so, different. Now I realize, I'm not at all. Different that is...