
Originally Posted by
Indoo
Yeh we are all such cunts eh. Heres what I had one day at work last week.
0620hrs arrive and start doing paperwork.
0640hrs get sent to a domestic involving a tresspass
0650hrs arrive and speak to both drunken idiots each claiming that they own the housing N.Z flat and the other needs to be evicted.
0700hrs start getting paid.
0730hrs reach a resolution between the drunken idiots as to who goes where, transport one idiot to a equally shitty South Auckland address.
0900hrs fight way through traffic arrive back in area.
0915hrs get sent to a minor vehicle collision involving two people who refuse to report the matter at a station despite the fact that they have already moved the vehicles, there are no witnesses or physical evidence.
1000hrs after battling traffic arrive at the scene and take report - attempt to complete 8 page crash report but get called away to attend a shoplifter attempting to decamp the scene
1100hrs locate said shoplifter, who turns out to be female who stole makeup and who rants on about how Police can't touch her. Tell female she is under arrest accused of being a rapist.
1200hrs- female transported and processed at central. More stolen property from other stores located on her person.
1230hrs- free from processing the thief, ask if can have meal break, denied as 2 domestics waiting in system.
1245 hrs attend first domestic, obnoxious female opens door and asks' what the fuck took you so long' turns out male party has left after allegedly assaulting female at 8am that morning.
1330hrs- get send to second domestic (other units all tied up). Turns out second domestic is a 13 year old female angry that her mother tried to get her to do some work around the house as she is suspended.
1400hrs- clear from second domestic, ask to have lunch, get an ok on lunch
1415hrs - arrive at lunch bar, purchase lunch.
1416hrs - get sent to a burglars on down the road.
1417hrs - arrive and catch a 14 year old attempting to do a runner.
1417-1530hrs- deal with cyfs and the 14 year old runaway they don't want back.
1540hrs- while returning from runaway get sent to a mentally disordered female handing out suicidal poems to people on a motorway overbridge.
1600hrs- locate female, who becomes aggressive and attempts kick and bite us.
1630hrs - call up local mental health services who state that it has nothing to do with them
1700hrs - stop getting paid
1700-1900hrs - finally get mentally deranged idiot assessed by mental health workers. Can now claim 8 dollars as a meal allowance for the 2 hours unpaid overtime I've done. Have also accumulated 2 hours additional paper work which I will have to do in my own time.
1920hrs arrive home.
I chose to do the job and could quit at anytime, so expect no sympathy but I'm just curious Awful and Paesea what your average day comprises of?
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