What is a MUST for you to have when riding?

**icekiwi** · 15th June 2008, 16:31

Originally Posted by MIXONE

Learners.I always pack my blow up girlfriend.I made a small hole in her so she's gauranteed to always go down on me.

How did ya make the hole????
Just thought i'd ask......

**HornetBoy** · 15th June 2008, 17:21

Have a bag i take on all my rides thats pre-packed with

First Aid Kit (just recently added one this year due to last years unplanned "Going Bush" experience)
Wallet
Tool Kit
Water Bottle
Lollies (to keep me awake ,also good for accidents to keep people from fainting etc)
Food
Phone

Thats about it

**MIXONE** · 15th June 2008, 17:25

Originally Posted by icekiwi

How did ya make the hole????
Just thought i'd ask......

Just gave it a little prick.

**alanzs** · 15th June 2008, 18:35

I have been thinking about putting my blood type on my helmet as I do have my Red Cross card that has my blood type on it in my wallet, but I am still in the thought stage.
Been thinking about this one for about three years, after a friend rode over a cliff and died... I guess it wouldn't have mattered for him though...

**Mom** · 15th June 2008, 18:38

You all have important things that you take on rides, but you forgot the most important one

A spare hair tie! Nothing worse than your hair tie breaking, trust me on this

*edit* Goodness I seem to have lost weight, I have turned into a stick figure next to my name that denotes if I am male or female. Well, as I mentioned hair ties I guess it is appropriate that I mention weight here too...LOL

**alanzs** · 15th June 2008, 18:57

Originally Posted by Mom

You all have important things that you take on rides, but you forgot the most important one

A spare hair tie! Nothing worse than your hair tie breaking, trust me on this

*edit* Goodness I seem to have lost weight, I have turned into a stick figure next to my name that denotes if I am male or female. Well, as I mentioned hair ties I guess it is appropriate that I mention weight here too...LOL

I was thinking about that one, but I figured the extra large condom would suffice. Kinda like a hair tie, it keeps things in place? They are also fun when you stick them over your head and blow out, they make you look like a balloon face.

**Her_C4** · 15th June 2008, 19:01

Originally Posted by Biggles2000

Rubber chicken????? Why the hell do you need a rubber chicken?

On me;
blah blah
blah blah

In the bike;
blah
blah

Wife.

Doh!

REALLY? Whats your ride?

lol Either your wife or the bike must be very accommodating then

**CookMySock** · 15th June 2008, 19:28

Originally Posted by PrincessBandit

And my trusty she-wee

Hot!

Originally Posted by Swoop

The last time we had this type of thread, I said "a rubber chicken" and got infracted for it. So I won't mention it in this thread.

Chicken ! No rubber chicken = no fun. Goes well with dope bag.

Originally Posted by icekiwi

How did ya make the hole???? Just thought i'd ask......

He poked it, fool.

DB

**saltydog** · 15th June 2008, 19:54

Hell, some KBers in here are really going to town!
The kit required for a ride shouldn't amount to much should it?
A wallet and phone is enough, no?
(The wallet can do most things and the phone just makes it easier.........and yes, that would mean if a short walk was required to get service from the top of the hill, or thumb a ride then so be it.)
Yes, yes I know, 'be prepared' and all that but why not just wing it? Fuck the tool kit and tyre repair, she'll be right mate.
Now wheres that bloody roadside rescue card?

**Forest** · 15th June 2008, 19:57

Self control.

**alanzs** · 15th June 2008, 20:34

I used to have a Barbie doll (I told my daughter it was lost) that I used to put on the pillion seat, so that I would never ride alone. The chicks seemed to dig it, as they always looked. That and a car seat in a car, shows you are a breeder! Ride on...

**alanzs** · 15th June 2008, 20:37

Originally Posted by saltydog

Yes, yes I know, 'be prepared' and all that but why not just wing it? Fuck the tool kit and tyre repair, she'll be right mate.

Shhhh... the tools are for making a roadside bong! Change a tyre, myself? Thats what the cell phone and credit card are for...

**alanzs** · 15th June 2008, 20:41

Originally Posted by Grub

That's because you ride a Suzuki. I ride a Honda so I don't need most of that stuff

I do however have
* puncture lit
* bike tool kit
* Phone bluetoothed to helmet
* Backpack kit includes extra cold/wet weather and utility gear like
- polypropelene thermal inner gloves
- extra jersey
- longjohns (if not wearing them)
- phone charger
- helmet charger
- Quickeze (some road food is ... well ...)
- Panadol
- small torch
- spare key
- spare glasses

Seems to me, the list is longer, but counting above 100 was never my strong point... But, I'll give it to you, Honda's are fantastic machines. I've had a few; Honda CB750, CX500, couple of Nighthawks, Valkyrie, CBX, Goldwing. Prolly the best machines around. Suzuki's are great value for money, but like the ads used to say "The nicest people ride Honda's" or something like that.

**tribsanor** · 15th June 2008, 21:19

Originally Posted by Grub

That's because you ride a Suzuki. I ride a Honda so I don't need most of that stuff

I do however have
* puncture lit
* bike tool kit
* Phone bluetoothed to helmet
* Backpack kit includes extra cold/wet weather and utility gear like
- polypropelene thermal inner gloves
- extra jersey
- longjohns (if not wearing them)
- phone charger
- helmet charger
- Quickeze (some road food is ... well ...)
- Panadol
- small torch
- spare key
- spare glasses

you forgot ya shorts, jandals,umbrella,golfclubs,drinks trolley and trailer to haul all your stiff in