Any man worth his salt can make a perfectly good bong out of a beer can and a set of keys.
That aside, The one time I had so little faith in my bike that I carried a bag of tools, I crashed her, Landed on the bag of tools.
God damn it hurt.
Ultimate keyboard Warrior
Any man worth his salt can make a perfectly good bong out of a beer can and a set of keys.
That aside, The one time I had so little faith in my bike that I carried a bag of tools, I crashed her, Landed on the bag of tools.
God damn it hurt.
Forum whore
I have everything i need bar one item, self control, where do i buy it?, and how many litres/ounces of it do i need?
Just a Dog
Ummmm if it falls over ?Originally Posted by alanzs
So long as ya don't get lost aye, do them gps really work or is it a gadget thing ?
Ya better off with dog shit plug and co2 cans
Pics !! No good without pics !Beat me to it!
And my trusty she-wee
Yep wont leave home without it ! Ok thats a lie but wont like to leave home without it !
scary !! But in an exciting sort of way !
Man do you ever go home ?
Try wearing it !!
Sorry to hear about ya mate !I have been thinking about putting my blood type on my helmet as I do have my Red Cross card that has my blood type on it in my wallet, but I am still in the thought stage.
Been thinking about this one for about three years, after a friend rode over a cliff and died... I guess it wouldn't have mattered for him though...
What blood type are ya ?
I'm ok here cause by the time the ambo's arrive i'm sure i'll still be yelling my blood type ! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Yeah what is it with that ?
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Forum whore
They dont sell it in that large a quanity youll need to go direct to the wholesale wharehouse special order.
[SIGPIC][/SIG
I haz a bieks :D
Well, as a total road newbie, just phone, leather jacket, steelcaps, gloves and mah shiny helmet.
Soon to be leather pants, too. But own no tools, other than a sprice torx (sp?)
Besides, If I did, there would be no room in my non-existant bag, or knowledge in my non-existant memory banks as to HOW I WOULD USE THESE FANGDANGLED PIECES OF SHINY!
Night, all.
Likes kiwifruit...
Why do you ask?
Rest In Peace
I'm having trouble with the golfclubs. The trundler running along behind just keeps bouncing all over the place and sometimes tipping over. I'm trying to get to New Plymouth for Robt Taylor to have a look at it
Just a Dog
Awww just inquisitive is all ! Used to carry sprockets, chains, tyre levers, tubes and stuff, but then i sold the harley to make room in my saddlebags (Insert joke here) !
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Kittyhawk4Doc
What is one to do when you have tried to fix the bike, used all edible supplies other than flavoured condoms and waiting for the rescue vehicle???
My bass is such a slapper.......I cant stop fingering those strings
Just a Dog
Well fuck if i know, bound to come unstuck with what i'm thinkin !What is one to do when you have tried to fix the bike, used all edible supplies other than flavoured condoms and waiting for the rescue vehicle???
A girlfriend once asked " Why is it you seem to prefer to race, than spend time with me ?"
The answer was simple ! "I'll prolly get bored with racing too, once i've nailed it !"
Bowls can wait !
Forum whore
Not without lube!
braaap
Bike Keys
He who makes a beast out of himself
Gets rid of the pain of being a man
Mad nagging bitch!
Clean knickers and a hanky...cos my mum said I had to!
Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans
If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...
Revolution is in the air
A Positive. I used to ride with a guy who was a doctor and he had his blood type on a sticker on his helmet. He swore that it could save your life in an emergency. Always made sense to me, but just have never gotten around to doing it. I guess it's the denial that I'll ever need it...
Ride, eat, sleep, repeat!
Revolution is in the air
Take it back, I don't have tyre irons in the kit anymore. Guess I never missed them, and frankly, have never used them on the road.
Ride, eat, sleep, repeat!
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