A few shiny bits on the old GSX1400

[Horse]

before we have to spend our dotages in electric trams telling bullshit stories to other sad old codgers...

When the battery/storage technology matures and the various designers stop making concept models that look like a scooter had a torrid affair with an ironing board, electric bikes will offer performance that will make today's bikes look like victorian steam-driven relics.

In fact, the faster fuel prices rise, the sooner this day will eventuate.

And while you will undoubtedly object to the prospective lack of aural stimulation from these electron-fired contraptions, I predict some subset of hardcore mod aficionados of the time to attach large synthesized noisemaking devices to their bikes to recapture that genuine "fossil fuel sound".

In fact I can imagine a HD of 50 years hence that looks and sounds and handles exactly like a Harley Davidson of today without burning a single molecule of gasoline.

[Swoop]

And while you will undoubtedly object to the prospective lack of aural stimulation from these electron-fired contraptions, I predict some subset of hardcore mod aficionados of the time to attach large synthesized noisemaking devices to their bikes to recapture that genuine "fossil fuel sound".

It is called a "boom box".
Stick in a tape (mp3/whatever) of a decent motor and hey presto! NZ Plod will probably do you under the noise laws though!

[bungbung]

For the electric vehicles of the future, think of it like buying a ring-tone for your mobile phone. Buy electric bike, download engine noise. Want it to sound like a V8, what about skank whistle? you can have that too.

[Toaster]

Litre bikes now quiver helplessly and wet themselves as Betty and her one hundred and twenty newton metres (newtons metre? newtons metres?) rumble ominously past.

Nice mate very nice indeed!